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The best most swagtastic british stud. Can argue for years about soccer and every girl wants his shlanger.
A- "Hey look its Jivak"
b- "Damn wish I were him"
Jivak by LeMiserables September 30, 2013
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Jniva • Jiva • Jivan • jaivan • Jaivardhan • janiva • Jhivan • Jaival • Jaivaun • Jivander

scuba jivahs 

Formed during the dog days of summer 2005 in the piney hills hamlet of Ruston, Louisiana, the scuba jivahs burst onto the local barscene with longtime friends and musical accomplices Nixani and the Brothers Kirby. The Scuba Jivahs, a power trio, were born after a jam session at the pool house of local musician and public servant, Steve Hearn. After only a few tunes it became apparent to Matt Abram (bass), Josh "Jellyroll" Russell (drums), and Baker Wardlaw (guitar) that they were onto something big.

"I remember the first time we jammed, at baker's the old apartment, and we just knew." - Matt Abram

After multiple high energy, high octane practice sessions in Longstraw, Louisiana, the band decided they were ready and booked a gig with Nixani at the world renowned Sundown Tavern. Their first gig was followed by several others until Baker Wardlaw left to study in France for a year. A gig was booked for the week before Christmas. It was the first and only jivahs show to date that was recorded and tapes of this show have reached cult-like status in the underground live music scene. Upon his return from France, the jivahs played a reunion show with newcomers Oso Oro. Although there is no news from the jivahs camp, they are widely considered to be on a quasi-hiatus, brooding and awaiting the next opportunity for the three headed monster to rear its ugly head.
"brah, these guys are sick, deep jive!"

"awww man, that ain't jive, thats SCUBA JIVE!" - scuba jivahs
scuba jivahs by uncleslug September 21, 2008
An extremely intelligent profoundly noted one of a kind intelligent being. So adorable and such a precious old soul. A true genius. Half punjabi half white who counts from 7- 11 in his sleep and sings baa baa black sheep to greet the day everyone wishes they had a little jivan tyke in their life.
WE ARE HAVING A BOY! I SURE HOPE HE WAKES AND GROWS LIKE THAT JIVAN. WE COULD USE A GENIUS IN THE FAMBAM
Jivan by amandaluvsjag March 4, 2017
Often confused with a guru, this man is sometimes falsely worshipped. Some may confuse his religious orientation with judaism, but if you look closely, you will see he is certainly not. He is just a man, searching for something more, both for himself and for humanity. It would be in all our best interests if he found it.
NVCgirl: Jiva was so inspiring today.

Colin: Bullshit! He just wants to get in your pants, but I still think you should let him.
jiva by Smeather December 9, 2008
Jnia is very smart,beautiful,and full of light. She gets what she wants no matter how she has to get it. She’s crazy,goofy,and a loyal girlfriend. Once you have jnia’s heart she’s not going anywhere. She’s very honest she says what’s on her mind if it’s mean or nice.
Jnia is an amazing young lady.
jnia by Adam Langford October 5, 2017
joyce x ivan ❤️

One day in school ivan goes up to joyce and says "hey, i love you wanna go on a date" joyce responds "yes ofc!" and then after school they go to a park and eat snacks w each other. Joyce drops her food and starts to be sad but ivan goes and hugs her tight and wipes her tears until they look at eachother in the goldenhour light and kiss for 7 minutes catching each others breath while they stare at eachother lovingly. by the end of the date ivan walks joyce home and it starts to rain, joyce doesnt have a jacket so she shivers and ivan gives her his jacket and then he piggy backs her on his back all the way to her house and before he leaves she says "wait!" and then she runs back and kisses him for another 4 minutes
Person 1: "OMG I SHIP JIVAN SO MUCH!!!!!"
Person 2: "OMG me too, like I ship them so much they are meant to be \"
Jivan: "I disagree but you know, I guess"
*person 1 & person 2 squeal*
jivan by luxenburger May 31, 2023
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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