Jmizzy
A very hard geezer not to be messed with might pull out a shank on u watch out for his sneaky razor blades. He is a sneaky guy and is a cold brother. Stalking London now watch ur back
Jmizzy by Dictionarydigga September 4, 2022
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Jizzy Jizzy Cocoa Puffs
After my girlfriend got me a toothbrush for my birthday, I gave her Jizzy Jizzy Cocoa Puffs for hers.
Jizzy Jizzy Cocoa Puffs by fuzzypickle16 March 25, 2012
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Jizzy Wizzy
‘noun’ When the Male Sex Organ exhibits a double event during REM sleep. The penis ejaculates sperm while also excreting urine. ‘Jizzy’ referring to ejaculation and ‘Wizzy’ referring to urination.
Charlie: Man last night was mad, I had a jizzy wizzy while dreaming about having sex with a dead horse while also needing a piss.
Jizzy Wizzy by JizzoWizzo April 19, 2020
Jizzypiss
the complex chemical mixture of urine and male(animal or human) semen. This can only occur in states of extreme orgasm where the male loses control of his kidney for a temporary period and it mixes with the semen.
Yo man i jizzypissed inside my bitch last night.
I just jizzypissed in your mouth.
Lets jizzypiss on your mom.
I just jizzypissed in your mouth.
Lets jizzypiss on your mom.
Jizzypiss by Sheraz Roy Iqbal October 18, 2009
Back in a jizzy
A measure of time one is likely to be away from a task at hand, equal to that commonly allocated to the act of masturbating
Luke: Where are you going?
Ryan: I'm off to some guy's place from craigslist to j/o in his model train room, I'll be back in a jizzy.
Luke: Can you bring back some crab meat?
Ryan: Is imitation ok?
Luke: Fo shizzle!
Ryan: I'm off to some guy's place from craigslist to j/o in his model train room, I'll be back in a jizzy.
Luke: Can you bring back some crab meat?
Ryan: Is imitation ok?
Luke: Fo shizzle!
Back in a jizzy by SlypGyp February 15, 2013
Jizzy Queef
"Hey bitch."
"Yeah?"
"You get fucked without protection, again?"
"Yeah, he blew his load all up my albert poo holes, and I farted a jizzy queef in his mouth"
"Yeah?"
"You get fucked without protection, again?"
"Yeah, he blew his load all up my albert poo holes, and I farted a jizzy queef in his mouth"
Jizzy Queef by DR.dicknose October 9, 2011
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