Jizzup
Hey did you see that girl on the bus over there?
I'd love to jizzup her face!
Or * I jizzup all over her last night*
I'd love to jizzup her face!
Or * I jizzup all over her last night*
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Jizzup
My girlfriend was sucking my cock and I came in her mouth and then she jizzupped which made her spew it out all over my junk.
Related Words
Jizz Up • jizzum • Jizzue • jizzus • jizzapult • jizzper • jizzplosion • jizzpop • Jizzpression • jizzulate
Jizzue
Jizzypiss
the complex chemical mixture of urine and male(animal or human) semen. This can only occur in states of extreme orgasm where the male loses control of his kidney for a temporary period and it mixes with the semen.
Yo man i jizzypissed inside my bitch last night.
I just jizzypissed in your mouth.
Lets jizzypiss on your mom.
I just jizzypissed in your mouth.
Lets jizzypiss on your mom.
Jizzypiss by Sheraz Roy Iqbal October 18, 2009
jizzus
Jizzus is when a man is performing intercourse with a woman who often exclaims "oh my God" during moments of pleasure, and the gentleman therefore climaxes to the mental image of Jesus Christ, and since the man is not properly hydrated, he dry-fires inside the woman but she still becomes impregnated, mirroring the emaculate conception of Jesus Christ
George Stephanopoulos: " Hey I heard you nailed Mrs. Huck last night, how did that go?".
Alexander Dumas:"yeah, she kept on screaming 'oh my god!', so when I finally nutted I had a jizzus."
Alexander Dumas:"yeah, she kept on screaming 'oh my god!', so when I finally nutted I had a jizzus."
jizzus by Søren Kierkegaard October 6, 2017
jizzpop
Ex.1
(You just found out you've been invited to a big party and became excited.) Yo! That invite gave me a jizzpop!
Ex.2
Ever had a jizzpop?
(You just found out you've been invited to a big party and became excited.) Yo! That invite gave me a jizzpop!
Ex.2
Ever had a jizzpop?
jizzpop by LilGzeLumbee January 20, 2014
Jizzus Crust
Jizzus Crust by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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