Jizzup

A jamaican/English slang term used to describe ejaculation.

Hey did you see that girl on the bus over there?
I'd love to jizzup her face!

Or * I jizzup all over her last night*

by Hom2436 May 3, 2018

Jizzup

When someone gives you a blow job and hiccups after you squirt and spits all of your semen out.

My girlfriend was sucking my cock and I came in her mouth and then she jizzupped which made her spew it out all over my junk.

by Mahbarley August 11, 2024

Jizzue

A tissue used as a jizz rag.

"I found my brother's jizzue on the ground, disgusting!"

by Dr. Splat February 2, 2017

Jizzypiss

the complex chemical mixture of urine and male(animal or human) semen. This can only occur in states of extreme orgasm where the male loses control of his kidney for a temporary period and it mixes with the semen.

Yo man i jizzypissed inside my bitch last night.

I just jizzypissed in your mouth.

Lets jizzypiss on your mom.

by Sheraz Roy Iqbal October 18, 2009

jizzus

Jizzus is when a man is performing intercourse with a woman who often exclaims "oh my God" during moments of pleasure, and the gentleman therefore climaxes to the mental image of Jesus Christ, and since the man is not properly hydrated, he dry-fires inside the woman but she still becomes impregnated, mirroring the emaculate conception of Jesus Christ

George Stephanopoulos: " Hey I heard you nailed Mrs. Huck last night, how did that go?".

Alexander Dumas:"yeah, she kept on screaming 'oh my god!', so when I finally nutted I had a jizzus."

by Søren Kierkegaard October 6, 2017

jizzpop

(Noun). An explosion of excitement similar or equivalent to male or female ejaculation.

Ex.1

(You just found out you've been invited to a big party and became excited.) Yo! That invite gave me a jizzpop!

Ex.2
Ever had a jizzpop?

by LilGzeLumbee January 20, 2014

Jizzus Crust

The divine scabs that develop in and around most sinners souls.

That goddamned Jizzus Crust is tarnishing my reputation.

by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020