Definitions by Mahbarley

Gangster Diet

Red meat and cocaine

For a high protein/iron diet with a kick yall need to switch to the gangster diet.

Gangster Diet by Mahbarley May 13, 2026

The Silencer

shoving a piece of TP up your butt before you take a shit so the pre-farts arent too loud.

Someone knocked on the bathroom stall door just before I was about explode out of my ass so I had to put in the silencer.

The Silencer by Mahbarley May 8, 2026

Alibamony

Alibamony: when you live in Alabama and get divorced and have to pay Alibamony to your ex

Damn, I got divorced and now i gotta pay Alibamony and might lose my trailer and won't be able to take care of my girlfriend-cousin.

Alibamony by Mahbarley March 4, 2026

Daisy Floss

Jean shorts that are so short they go up both crevices, i.e. the butt and pussy

If those Daisy Dukes were any shorter they would be Daisy Floss.

Daisy Floss by Mahbarley February 21, 2026

Jizzup 

When someone gives you a blow job and hiccups after you squirt and spits all of your semen out.

My girlfriend was sucking my cock and I came in her mouth and then she jizzupped which made her spew it out all over my junk.

Jizzup by Mahbarley August 11, 2024

Israeli

A super hot chick from Israel that you would bang.

I would totally Israeli her

Israeli by Mahbarley August 11, 2024