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jizznos by jizznosmaster May 15, 2011
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none of your Jizzness
When you don't want to tell someone who you had sex with the past night, sometimes out of embarrassment.
John: Hey, did you hook up with anyone last night?
Bill: Yeah, I did.
John: What did she look like?
Bill: None Of your Jizzness!
Bill: Yeah, I did.
John: What did she look like?
Bill: None Of your Jizzness!
none of your Jizzness by noneyojizzness November 22, 2009
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Unfinished Jizzness
When you've been at it with the missus all night and it's time to get ready for work... a disciplined man will leave the scene and face his responsibilities while letting her know that is there is definitely some unfinished jizzness...
Mate, me and Karen were like animals all night, haven't slept.. only reason we stopped and I got to work on time, was because we agreed there was unfinished jizzness...
... (pause..... )
...... you reckon the gaffer will give me a half day... ;P
... (pause..... )
...... you reckon the gaffer will give me a half day... ;P
Unfinished Jizzness by JamboLAD September 4, 2021
Jizznastics
During coitus, a male cartwheels over his partner, all the while climaxing on them (with a fountain of jizz).
Jizznastics by cum-pony11 November 14, 2019
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Jizznog
Jizznog, also jizz nog is a sweetened dairy-based beverage made with milk, cream, sugar, beaten jizz (which gives it a frothy texture) and flavoured with ground cinnamon and nutmeg; alcoholic versions also exist with the addition of various liquors, such as brandy, rum, whiskey and sake.
Girl A: On Christmas Eve, we were all out of eggs, so i whipped up a glass of jizznog.
Girl B: Do you have anymore for me?
Girl B: Do you have anymore for me?
Jizznog by holiday Ho, December 18, 2008
Jizznast
A word accidentally used when a gymnast is trying to talk about what they do, but can't stop thinking about your monster cock and/or bukakke.
Person 1: So at my gym yesterday, I did a triple back-hand spring for the first time.
Person 2: That's just lovely (Pretending to give a fuck)
Person 1: Yes, being a jizznast is amazing! Oops, sorry, I meant gymnast.
Person 2: That's just lovely (Pretending to give a fuck)
Person 1: Yes, being a jizznast is amazing! Oops, sorry, I meant gymnast.
Jizznast by LeAxelMonroe August 2, 2012
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