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jizznose 

A jizznose is not hard to spot in a large crowd. It's most distinct physical features are a) an enlarged bottom lip, b) a soggy, protruding clitoris, and c) usually smells like used condoms and Eric Wells (see: "i don't know why the hell he has friends now").
Setting: Anywhere, anyone, anytime

Man: Oh, are you Jizznose?
Jizznose: *sigh* Yes *gets on knees*
Man: Oh yeah, good stuff.. Hey, what are you doing?
Jizznose: Blow your wad up my nostrils.
jizznose by gnick February 28, 2005
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Jizznose 

A jizznose is an individual which falls asleep far too fucking early, fakes sleeping, enjoys petrified ginger balls on his forehead. Also twitches in anticipation for a big black cock.
Wilf is a jizznose
Jizznose by jizznose shmiznose March 25, 2017
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nickname for being a massive slut. the real name is usually julie.
girl-omg jizznos is coming to the party
guy-...i'll be sure to bring the condoms
jizznos by jizznosmaster May 15, 2011

Jizznote 

Instead of using a tissue, a male climaxes onto a plain white piece of paper and then folds it into note-form.
"I wouldn't accuse Tommy of masterbating, but I found a jizznote by the computer."
Jizznote by Jiffy Peej May 30, 2007
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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