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JizzlyPuff 

Hey man! I only lasted 5 seconds watching JizzlyPuff last night!
JizzlyPuff by Notbully June 24, 2022
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Jigglypuffing 

The serial act of juggling your balls on your partner's face while singing a lullaby before climaxing.
He kept jigglypuffing on my face.
Jigglypuffing by Insako September 19, 2014

Jigglypuffing 

Juggling your balls on your partner ‘s face while singing a lullaby before climaxing. If they fall asleep, you are allowed to get mad and vent your frustration by drawing on their face with a sharpie or your dick - your choice. If you do, run away before they wake up.
I was totally jigglypuffing them and they fell asleep, bro! I didn’t have a marker so I had to use my dick. Look at their faces - I drew dicks with my dick! I’ll talk to you later, Mom.
Jigglypuffing by DaddyMachoke November 2, 2017

jigglypuffed 

This term was coined from the TV anime/cartoon "Pokémon" when jigglypuff drew on peoples' faces after s/he sung them to sleep.

It is when you draw on someone's face with a permanent marker while they're sleeping or unconscious.

OR

When your face gets drawn on with a permanent marker while you were sleeping or unconscious.
Example 1: "Dude, Mike passed out at the party and I just jigglypuffed him."
Example 2: "I got jigglypuffed at last night's party."
jigglypuffed by Xyphos August 31, 2010

Jigglypuff 

A round balloon Pokemon. Jigglypuff lures in enemies with it's round, cute eyes, and puts them to sleep with it's soothing song. When it's angry, it puffs up into an abnormally large size. It's body is fairly elastic. Jigglypuff evolves into a Wigglytuff when exposed to a Moon Stone. When two Jigglypuffs or Wigglytuffs breed, they result in an Igglybuff. That makes the Evolution Chain:
Igglybuff > Jigglypuff > Wigglytuff
Jigglypuff is a Normal-Type Pokemon, and usually isn't the best choice, even as Wigglytuff.
Jigglypuff's Japanese name is Purin, and it has a huge fanbase there. Enough to have it as a character in Super Smash Brothers.
JIGGLYPUFF, go!
Jigglypuff by ShadowNinjaGuy June 17, 2004

jigglypuff 

A recurring character in the early episodes of the show pokemon. It has a black marker which serves as its microphone, and is often found popping out and singing at large crowds. Unfortunately for it, most who listens to its song end up falling asleep fairly quickly, a fact that annoys it so much that it will use its marker/microphone to scribble all over its audiences' faces (after inflating in anger with a signature "honk" sound).
Jigglypuff: Jigglypuff! *sings* Ji-gga-ly puff Jiggaly-puff... *stops and looks around* Puff? *goes angry* Honk!
*Some time later*
Jigglypuff's audience: *yawn* That was a nice nap... WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FACE?
jigglypuff by RegalStar January 31, 2008

The Jigglypuff 

A sexual act in which right before a male cums when receiving a blowjob he holds the females head down proceeding to ejaculate in her mouth till her cheeks puff up and she gets angry. Then once she starts yelling at the male he falls asleep.
Guy 1: What's up with Keirsten?
Guy 2: I hit her with the jigglypuff about a week ago, she was not amused...... Hasn't talked to me in a week... So worth it though.
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