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Jizzcum

....indians who just always stroke their G 24/7. Name is usually "Jasim Ahmed" or something of the sort.
Always live in Canada as well, as they love their browns.
Also musky as shit holy
dude, that waft reminded me of them Jizzcums.
by herofosmtihe October 29, 2023
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jizzcuit

a jizzcuit is where a group of men masturbate and then cum onto a biscuit. the last one to cum has to eat said cum-covered biscuit
man 1: "hey guys wanna play jizzcuit?"
man 2: "what is that? hmm"
man 3: "*LINKS THIS DEFINITION*"
man 2: "hmm ok"
*10 MINUTES LATER*
man 1: "oh fuck *EATS JIZZCUIT*"
by lerpes January 14, 2020
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jizzum

sweet secretion from the male reproductive ogran used in college games, cooking and facial art.
Wipe that jizzum off your face bitch! i dont wanna snowball!
by Mad Jester August 10, 2003
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RISK IT FOR THE JIZZCUIT

Where dudes do it on a biscuit and the last one has to eat the biscuit and is eternally shamed.
Come on don't be a pussy, Lets play Risk it for the jizzcuit
by UYCALDI GLIAWMDHWAD B February 20, 2020
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Soy Jizzum

Coined by Good Day New York Anchor Rosanna Scotto, Soy Jizzum, also known as Soy Milk, is a beverage, resembling both Milk and Jizzum, made from soybeans.

In creating Soy Jizzum, a stable emulsion of oil, water, and protein is made by soaking dry soybeans and grinding them with water and Jizz. At time of writing, no Jizzum is used in commercially available versions of Soy Jizzum.

Soy milk has similar amounts of protein as milk from a cow: around 3.5%; also 2% fat, 2.9% carbohydrate, 0.5% ash and 0.0% Jizz.

Authentic Soy Jizzum can be made at home with traditional kitchen tools, a soy milk machine and the cook's preferred source of hardcore pornographic videos, magazines or Victoria's Secret catalogs.
At the dinner table: Honey, can you please pass the Soy Jizzum?

At Starbucks: Hello barista, I'll have a grande skim soy jizzum latte please. Extra foam.

At a Diner: Waiter, is it possible to get some fresh Soy Jizzum for the table?

At Yom Kippur Break-Fast: I cannot wait to eat, I've fasted all day. I think I am going to break my fast with a cup of Soy Jizzum
by BeeJazzee April 30, 2010
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Jizzcup

1. a cup in which one jizzes.
2. vagina
1. Dude, hand me that cup, Im gonna Jizz in it.
2. Kate's Jizzcup sure is tight.
by taintmaster666 January 1, 2009
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jizzcup

the women who gives you the "clap"...
Calm the fuck down or i will jizzcup your ass.
You got jizzcupped!!
by marty and chris May 26, 2009
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