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Jizzcuzi 

The jizzcuzi is one of a kind. This is when you are beating your beat and you jizz into your belly button (must be an inny). You then insert your finger into your belly button because why not. This can be a very messy experience so make sure you aren't wearing nice cloths.
Mom: Edward what the fuck are you doing??

Edward: I'm just playing in my jizzcuzi mom.
Jizzcuzi by Buzzy boy February 8, 2017

jizzcuit 

a jizzcuit is where a group of men masturbate and then cum onto a biscuit. the last one to cum has to eat said cum-covered biscuit
man 1: "hey guys wanna play jizzcuit?"
man 2: "what is that? hmm"
man 3: "*LINKS THIS DEFINITION*"
man 2: "hmm ok"
*10 MINUTES LATER*
man 1: "oh fuck *EATS JIZZCUIT*"
jizzcuit by lerpes January 14, 2020

RISK IT FOR THE JIZZCUIT 

Where dudes do it on a biscuit and the last one has to eat the biscuit and is eternally shamed.
Come on don't be a pussy, Lets play Risk it for the jizzcuit

jizzcuit 

a biscuit covered in jizz that is the result from a game that gay men play in which a biscuit is placed in the center and the men masterbate on to the biscuit and the last one must eat it.
Jody (the gay man) was the last to shoot his wad so he had to eat the jizzcuit
jizzcuit by boondock_saint March 4, 2005

Jizzcuzzi 

When group of friends all nut in a jacuzzi at the same time while listening to Cheif Keef. Could possibly lead to impregnation of the next female to use the jizzcuzzi.
Hey are you and Tommy down to Jizzcuzzi later?

“I was a lab baby” “I was adopted” “I was a Jizzcuzzi baby…”
Jizzcuzzi by Jizzonah May 6, 2023

Jizzcuzzi 

A jizzcuzzi is when a you are having intercourse and when pulling out, you blow your load and all the warm jizz fills up her bellybutton, creating a jacuzzi of jizz.
This Jizzcuzzi I made last night was overflowing with jizz.
Jizzcuzzi by exohhh December 10, 2009
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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