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1.)n. One who is Lord of Jizz, or whose sole purpose is to saturate the universe with it.
2.)n. a master batesman, proficient in the art of Jizz mongering and jizzness. ; a jizznessman
3.) an undesirable person, outcast, person of contempt
4.) Archaic: Your Mom
1.) Ever since I stated using a VPN, I can now access my favorite Brazilian fart porn, and have subsequently become a JIZZLORD.
2.) When I grow up, I want to be a JIZZLORD

3.) Don't invite Timmy to the church potluck, he is a real JIZZLORD
4.)JIZZLORD makes the best quiche I have ever tasted
JIZZLORD by therealjizzlord June 12, 2021
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jizzcough 

The cough that follows after swallowing an intense fellatio session
She slobbed on my knob so deep, after I she swallowed my nut she had a nasty jizzcough.
jizzcough by dopiwan November 14, 2011

jizzclown 

A person who loves when another masturbates over their face constantly/daily. The constant having of the semen on the face depicts the make-up of what a clown would wear.
Jim's girlfriend sure is a jizzclown....thats the fifth time today that he masturbated on her face.
jizzclown by Psychodramatic February 3, 2010

Jizzload 

A unit of measurement between an Assload and a Fuck-ton.
~ "Hey, what are you up to?"
- "Nothin', just making a jizzload of flashcards for Japanese class"
Jizzload by Mr311 May 8, 2011

Jizzplode 

To jizz on an electronic and make it explode.
I jizzed on my radio by accident and it exploded from it!!! JIZZPLODE
Jizzplode by jarhead441 October 1, 2010
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jizzlord by Mr jizzington May 2, 2026