Jizzcloud

When you are washing your clothes and a cloud of jizzvapor comes out.

Something that most people has never heard of, but Jonathan has a lot of experience with.

Yo, I was washing my clothes yesterday and when I took my pants out of the machine, a jizzcloud came out.

by hoodshumor May 17, 2021

JIZZLORD

1.)n. One who is Lord of Jizz, or whose sole purpose is to saturate the universe with it.
2.)n. a master batesman, proficient in the art of Jizz mongering and jizzness. ; a jizznessman
3.) an undesirable person, outcast, person of contempt
4.) Archaic: Your Mom

1.) Ever since I stated using a VPN, I can now access my favorite Brazilian fart porn, and have subsequently become a JIZZLORD.
2.) When I grow up, I want to be a JIZZLORD

3.) Don't invite Timmy to the church potluck, he is a real JIZZLORD
4.)JIZZLORD makes the best quiche I have ever tasted

by therealjizzlord June 12, 2021

jizzcough

The cough that follows after swallowing an intense fellatio session

She slobbed on my knob so deep, after I she swallowed my nut she had a nasty jizzcough.

by dopiwan November 14, 2011

jizzclown

A person who loves when another masturbates over their face constantly/daily. The constant having of the semen on the face depicts the make-up of what a clown would wear.

Jim's girlfriend sure is a jizzclown....thats the fifth time today that he masturbated on her face.

by Psychodramatic February 3, 2010

Jizzload

A unit of measurement between an Assload and a Fuck-ton.

~ "Hey, what are you up to?"
- "Nothin', just making a jizzload of flashcards for Japanese class"

by Mr311 May 8, 2011

Jizzplode

To jizz on an electronic and make it explode.

I jizzed on my radio by accident and it exploded from it!!! JIZZPLODE

by jarhead441 October 1, 2010

Jizzlord

People who are lords of jizz 💔

Hey jizzlord, let’s jizz!

by Gooning 4839292 October 15, 2025