jizzclown

A person who loves when another masturbates over their face constantly/daily. The constant having of the semen on the face depicts the make-up of what a clown would wear.

Jim's girlfriend sure is a jizzclown....thats the fifth time today that he masturbated on her face.

by Psychodramatic February 3, 2010

Jizzcloud

When you are washing your clothes and a cloud of jizzvapor comes out.

Something that most people has never heard of, but Jonathan has a lot of experience with.

Yo, I was washing my clothes yesterday and when I took my pants out of the machine, a jizzcloud came out.

by hoodshumor May 17, 2021

Jizztown

A town, school or place that is full of jizzable people.

That school is an absolute jizztown, there is so many peng girls there.

by Walkeeeeer April 13, 2011

Jizz Clown

A mythical creature, who is a giant penis, wearing a clown costume. This giant penis roams around frequently in mystery books, and is seen once in every episode of Scooby Doo, including Whats New Scooby Doo? Has been sighted many times in real life, where the Jizz Clown attacked the surveyor and jizzed on their face.

Jim: Hey did you see the giant Jizz Clown at the mall last week?
Todd: Yeah, I saw him in the bathroom. I asked what a giant penis was doing in there and he jizzed all over my face!
Robert: That sounds delicious!

by Nichopie June 4, 2007

jizzconning

the act of coughing up cum

Guy 1: dude your sister blew me 20 times yesterday

Guy 2: so that's why she was jizzconning at breakfast this morning

by ayewassuphomie69 October 26, 2013

jizzowned

Although jizzowned does not exceed the ownage power of Pablowned, it is not to be underestimated. This is used to describe when a person is humiliated so horribly that it can be compared to somebody getting jizzed in the eye. In extreme occasions, it can be compared to getting jizzed in the poohole.

Liu: Dude I've told you a million times I'm not a fag!
Lang: Then what is that dildo sticking out of your pocket?
Liu: .....
Steven: Dude you got jizzowned!

by Harry Pen the 15th July 24, 2006

jizzglow

the word used to describe the glow on someone's face after hot-steamy-crazy-sex with a man who produces "man juice (aka: jizz)."

Steph, did you romp last night? I'm thinking yeah, ya did - because you have jizzglow on your face.

by CookieDee June 28, 2010