jizzclown
A person who loves when another masturbates over their face constantly/daily. The constant having of the semen on the face depicts the make-up of what a clown would wear.
jizzclown by Psychodramatic February 3, 2010
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Jizzcloud
When you are washing your clothes and a cloud of jizzvapor comes out.
Something that most people has never heard of, but Jonathan has a lot of experience with.
Something that most people has never heard of, but Jonathan has a lot of experience with.
Yo, I was washing my clothes yesterday and when I took my pants out of the machine, a jizzcloud came out.
Jizzcloud by hoodshumor May 17, 2021
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Jizz Clown • jazz clown • Jizz Crown • Jizzcloud • jizzconning • jizzglow • Jizzlogning • jizzowned • Jizztown • Jizz Clot
Jizztown
Jizztown by Walkeeeeer April 13, 2011
Jizz Clown
A mythical creature, who is a giant penis, wearing a clown costume. This giant penis roams around frequently in mystery books, and is seen once in every episode of Scooby Doo, including Whats New Scooby Doo? Has been sighted many times in real life, where the Jizz Clown attacked the surveyor and jizzed on their face.
Jim: Hey did you see the giant Jizz Clown at the mall last week?
Todd: Yeah, I saw him in the bathroom. I asked what a giant penis was doing in there and he jizzed all over my face!
Robert: That sounds delicious!
Todd: Yeah, I saw him in the bathroom. I asked what a giant penis was doing in there and he jizzed all over my face!
Robert: That sounds delicious!
Jizz Clown by Nichopie June 4, 2007
jizzconning
Guy 1: dude your sister blew me 20 times yesterday
Guy 2: so that's why she was jizzconning at breakfast this morning
Guy 2: so that's why she was jizzconning at breakfast this morning
jizzconning by ayewassuphomie69 October 26, 2013
jizzowned
Although jizzowned does not exceed the ownage power of Pablowned, it is not to be underestimated. This is used to describe when a person is humiliated so horribly that it can be compared to somebody getting jizzed in the eye. In extreme occasions, it can be compared to getting jizzed in the poohole.
Liu: Dude I've told you a million times I'm not a fag!
Lang: Then what is that dildo sticking out of your pocket?
Liu: .....
Steven: Dude you got jizzowned!
Lang: Then what is that dildo sticking out of your pocket?
Liu: .....
Steven: Dude you got jizzowned!
jizzowned by Harry Pen the 15th July 24, 2006
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