Jizzload

A unit of measurement between an Assload and a Fuck-ton.

~ "Hey, what are you up to?"
- "Nothin', just making a jizzload of flashcards for Japanese class"

by Mr311 May 8, 2011

JIZZLORD

1.)n. One who is Lord of Jizz, or whose sole purpose is to saturate the universe with it.
2.)n. a master batesman, proficient in the art of Jizz mongering and jizzness. ; a jizznessman
3.) an undesirable person, outcast, person of contempt
4.) Archaic: Your Mom

1.) Ever since I stated using a VPN, I can now access my favorite Brazilian fart porn, and have subsequently become a JIZZLORD.
2.) When I grow up, I want to be a JIZZLORD

3.) Don't invite Timmy to the church potluck, he is a real JIZZLORD
4.)JIZZLORD makes the best quiche I have ever tasted

by therealjizzlord June 12, 2021

jazzload

A preposterously large amount of something. Greater than a boatload but less than an asston.

I'm totally stoked because I just ate a jazzload of nachos. My friend, on the other hand, is not stoked, because he ate and asston of nachos and horked up all over the water closet.

by jriggedy November 11, 2010

Jizzlord

People who are lords of jizz 💔

Hey jizzlord, let’s jizz!

by Gooning 4839292 October 15, 2025