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A drink made at parties(usualy with a sexual theme). To make cumshots u need either one male with alot of buildup or alot of guys(depending on how many attendants). the males them proceed to fill shot glasses with their loads(jizz, jizm, sperm, cum, semen, ext.). After filling the desired amount about half way, you fill the rest of the glass with vodka, white rum, gin or any other clear liquor. Then line them up for the females.(Best served chilled)
yo hoes, drinks on me tonight, what kind of drinks? well cumshots of course
cumshots by jesus1991 June 5, 2010
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cumshots 

Somebody who is obsessed with getting girls pics in chat rooms, and always thinks cybering is the best form of communication. Named after i2hub.com member ucsdhotshots.
This cumshot is pissing me off asking to cyber and for pics! Somebody ban his fool!
cumshots by Slicky Tricky Damon February 25, 2005

Cumshots 

A kick-ass band from norway that rocks more than the grand canyon.Led by masterminds Ole Petter Andreassen and Kristoffer Schau.
Man, The Cumshots have some heavy duty tunes. They rock. Check out "Norwegian Jesus", and you'll see wy they kick ass.
Cumshots by The Tangoman October 18, 2004

Cumshots 

I was watching porn and I saw a round of Cumshots and I was instantly in love!
Cumshots by Theepicboss2 December 14, 2016

Fibonacci Cumshot 

As the name suggests, the Fibonacci cumshot is a trail of semen taking the same shape as a Fibonacci spiral. As impossible as such a thing appears, it is easily achievable by standing on a quickly rotating platform and bringing oneself to a violent orgasm. For better results, do so in the vacuum of space. Also known as a fib, or fibbing.
Chaz: "Babe, I guarantee that was a Fibonacci Cumshot!"

Babe: "There's no way you just fibbed!"

massive cumshot 

An ejaculation of semen that is abnormally large in volume, distance or the number of spurts.
Dude, I so gave Michelle a massive cumshot last night. It would've been at least a shot glass full, six feet in length and twelve spurts.
massive cumshot by de-pube July 18, 2021

caramel cumshot

While consuming a beverage with caramel sauce / drizzle in it, a chunk of the drizzle clogs the straw. One must exert more force to continue progress, resulting in the clump of caramel being launched into the back of one's throat.
Friend: *drinking caramel frappe*
Friend: *suddenly coughs and gags for a sec*
Me: "You OK? What the heck was that?"
Friend: "I'm good, just got hit with the caramel cumshot."
caramel cumshot by the_ponzz December 1, 2022