Invisalign man: Man, I enjoy being able to take off these Invisalign whenever I want...And the best thing is nobody even notices them!
Braces man:Do I gotta choke a bitch!?
Braces man:Do I gotta choke a bitch!?
by G Swizzy Gets Busy June 10, 2010
Girl, don’t do it, it’s not worth it.
I’m not gonna do it girl, I was just thinking about it, I’m not gonna do it.
*grabs popcorn*
I did it.
I’m not gonna do it girl, I was just thinking about it, I’m not gonna do it.
*grabs popcorn*
I did it.
by a grammar nerd. 🤓 September 7, 2021
Invisible braces for semi-messed up teeth. Used by dentists to raise one's hopes before crushing them by telling you that you're getting metal anyway. Each is personally sculpted using picures, x-rays, and bad-tasting gel used to make moldings of your mouth. In other words, if you even need braces, you won't be wearing these. Sorry. Things just suck that way:{(
Hey man! I'm getting my invisalign braces next week!
Good for you john...
(3 weeks later)
Hey man, guess what? I'm getting invisalign too!
stfu creature...
Good for you john...
(3 weeks later)
Hey man, guess what? I'm getting invisalign too!
stfu creature...
by Nanomachiner August 17, 2008
Dentist: you need braces
Kid: can I Invisalign
Dentist: yes
Parents: no you can’t get Invisalign even though it’s cheaper and less painfull your getting the torture device (braces)
Kid: can I Invisalign
Dentist: yes
Parents: no you can’t get Invisalign even though it’s cheaper and less painfull your getting the torture device (braces)
by Callsign Roach June 17, 2021
Not entirely "Invisible" as the name might suggest. People are bound to notice how your teeth have sprouted growths or "attachments" that give the aligners leverage to move the teeth. Also in my case, I have to wear rubber bands on the sides, clearly visible if I open my mouth even slightly.
Nowadays, orthodontists are able to produce individualized aligners without putting molding mud in your mouth, they use a lil scanner wand to scan your teeth and get a 3D model.
Sure, I'll be paying the bill for the most of next year, but I think it's worth it in order to have my front teeth actually be my FRONT teeth.
Nowadays, orthodontists are able to produce individualized aligners without putting molding mud in your mouth, they use a lil scanner wand to scan your teeth and get a 3D model.
Sure, I'll be paying the bill for the most of next year, but I think it's worth it in order to have my front teeth actually be my FRONT teeth.
Check it out, I'm wearing my Invisalign... just in case you were wondering why my teeth look really thick and super shiny.
by Defcon Johnson August 20, 2023