Jizzbath
Jizzbath by Phillip "Jizzard" Smith February 19, 2011
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Jizzathon
Jizzathon by ThenIJizzedNMyPants April 2, 2009
Violate Jizz Bath
A form of suicide where you fill a bathtub with a mixture of semen from different people, animals and other creatures, and gasoline. Once in the bathtub's magnificent mixture of gasoline and semen, relieve yourself one final time, then drop a match into the gasoline and go out in a blaze of glory, unrivaled like any other.
Person A: How did (insert name here) kill themself?
Person B: By taking a Violate Jizz Bath.
Person A: Well at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
Person B: If I had the balls, I'd do that.
Person B: By taking a Violate Jizz Bath.
Person A: Well at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
Person B: If I had the balls, I'd do that.
Violate Jizz Bath by Professor Magnum Dong November 12, 2013
Jizzathalon
When you complete an event in each major jizz sport (jizz baseball, jizz soccer, jizz and field, etc.). The winner of a jizzathalon gets slimed in jizz (similar to the winner of a Nickelodeon kids choice award, but less green assuming the donor jizz is healthy).
Wanna run a jizzathalon later?
Remember that one time you completed a jizzathalon and got slimed in moderately green jizz.
Remember that one time you completed a jizzathalon and got slimed in moderately green jizz.
Jizzathalon by Jizzonah May 6, 2023
Volatile Jizz Bath
A form of suicide where you fill a bathtub with a mixture of semen from different people, animals and other creatures, and gasoline. Once in the bathtub's magnificent mixture of gasoline and semen, relieve yourself one final time, then drop a match into the gasoline and go out in a blaze of glory, unrivaled like any other.
Person A: How did (insert name here) kill themself?
Person B: By taking a Volatile Jizz Bath
Person A: Well at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
Person B: If I had the balls, I'd do that.
Person A: Pussy.
Person B: By taking a Volatile Jizz Bath
Person A: Well at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
Person B: If I had the balls, I'd do that.
Person A: Pussy.
Volatile Jizz Bath by Professor Magnum Dong November 25, 2013
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