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Jinxbitch

Someone who always complains about other people "jinxing" things when they are just trying to have casual conversation. It gets to the point of complete insanity and total annoyance because they won't get their dumbass superstitious beliefs to themselves.
"I hope it doesn't rain out the baseball game tonight - Gary
"Omg now it's gonna rain you JINXED it!" - Jinxbitch
"But me saying i hope it doesn't rain has no effect on whether or not it will....."
"YES IT DOES YOU JINXED IT FUUUUUUUCK YOU AHHHH!!!"

Of course if it doesn't rain they won't notice this but if it does rain they'll blame you. They always notice the hits but never notices the misses and refuse to believe that coincidences sometimes occur in life. These jinxbitches are completely fucked up in the head and are very, very annoying to be around.
by EggFuYungAtHeart March 24, 2022
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Jinxbitch

Someone who always complains about other people "jinxing" things when they are just trying to have casual conversation. It gets to the point of complete insanity and total annoyance because they won't get their dumbass superstitious beliefs to themselves.
"I hope it doesn't rain out the baseball game tonight - Gary
"Omg now it's gonna rain you JINXED it!" - Jinxbitch
"But me saying i hope it doesn't rain has no effect on whether or not it will....."
"YES IT DOES YOU JINXED IT FUUUUUUUCK YOU AHHHH!!!"

Of course if it doesn't rain they won't notice this but if it does rain they'll blame you. They always notice the hits but never notices the misses and refuse to believe that coincidences sometimes occur in life. These jinxbitches are completely fucked up in the head and are very, very annoying to be around.
by anonymous March 24, 2022
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Jainbitch

(Jane-Bit-che)- in this case we use Jainbitch as a synonym for Sociopathy. A Jainbitch describes any girl who is a complete Sociopath. One that makes outlandish lies that are 100% absurd, and gets mad when you call their lie. They must win, at all cost, even if they have to fuck people over to do so. They are cold and emotionless and have no regard for anyone other than themselves. They play sick cruel jokes on people for amusement. And they are pathological liars. A Jainbitch is that crazy bitch every man dates once in their life.
Dude1: Dude my ex won't leave me alone! She says her boyfriend murdered 12 hookers then beat her!
Dude2: Dude she's full of shit!
Dude1: She got hella pissed at me when I called her out to! She's a total Jainbitch!
by Sociopath slayer October 20, 2013
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JizzBitch

Refers to a woman who is obsessed with a man's semen. She is the true delight of most men, at least in their dreams. Loves to have men shoot their wad all over their body. Normally, she also gives great blow jobs and totally slurps down a man's juices. This is also usually accompanied by the noise and sounds of her moaning and sucking...
My special lady is really a JizzBitch. She always makes sure that I am totally satisfied, even before she is satisfied. A lot of times we go at it for hours before we are both worn out and satiated.
by Panchoman December 1, 2006
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JizzBitch

A bitch who likes to be jazzmed on.
Look at that jizz bitch. I need to teach her a lesson and unload on her.
by Timmy July 29, 2004
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