Jizz master J

cronic masterbating, someone that always has a hand on his cock, not afraid to wip that mother out

nice puddle now i got nut on my shoe jizz master J

by k-bizzle March 21, 2003

Jizz Master Jay

An overly excited male who feels very strong emotions towards a piece of stimuli.

*One of your alternative genre tracks come on in the club*

Guy 1: 'This is my fucking jam!'

Guy 2: 'What even is this!?'

Guy 1: 'OMG jizz!'

Guy 2: 'Ok, Jizz Master Jay...'

by Corbusier December 22, 2014

jizz master

a person who jerks off so much and gets his jizz so far and so accurate that he can hit a 3-inch diameter target from 50 feet away.
or...
...a person who gets so much pussy and or asshole and or mouth that they are the master at jizzing. They do it perfectly...everything

Jessica: wow! Smitty is such a jizz master!!! He hit me from accross the room!
Ally: yea...i know, he hit me with the same shot, and we were 5 feet apart from each other

by Little Gords March 15, 2007

jizz master

someone who takes great delight in ejaculating his semen in urban areas such as built up towns/cities

Steve Giller was a jizz master because he spread his load in alot of places.

by Stu January 6, 2004

jizz master zer0

the penis man of all penis men

i am the jizz master zer0.. fuck all your jizz master 0nes, tw0s, threes, f0urs, fives, sixes, se7ens, eights, nines, tens, etc. i will spl00ge all 0ver y00

by jemeriqwanna February 15, 2003

Roddy rich becomes the jizz master

Lil baby brok into my house and stol my jizz

A: Dude did you hear roddy rich becomes the jizz master
B: lil baby touched me

by Roddy rich the box August 4, 2024

jazzmaster

The coolest, most interesting, and under-rated guitars made by the fender guitar company. Though not a guitar for the masses, like the telecaster or stratocaster, the jazzmaster is superior in so many aspects (tone, playability, design, versatility, etc.)

The jazzmaster has acquired a cult following proving that the instrument was only meant for only the coolest guitar players and collectors such as J Mascic (Dinosaur Jr.), Tom Verlaine (Television), Thurston Moore (Sonic Youth), Belinda Butcher and Kevin Shields (My Bloody Valentine), and other super talented guitarists.

A: Whoa, what is that amazing guitar that dude is wailing on?

B: That's a Jazzmaster, dude.

A: Nice!

by Alan Orth October 14, 2006