Definitions by Corbusier
pseudolocalism
The fake belonging of a person or group to a defined location. A mental state often exhibited by new residents in cities throughout the world.
‘The students exhibit pseudolocalism by using colloquial words from an area to which they have only just moved .’
pseudolocalism by Corbusier June 3, 2018
Beanbank
The female version of the ‘wankbank’. A mental storing of things that turn a woman on for later recollection and inevitable masturbation. ‘Bean’ meaning ‘clitoris’, and ‘bank’ meaning storage.
Girl 1: Sup girl, you seen the tight man ass over there?
Girl 2: Mmhmm, damn tight. That’s some might fine ass right there.
Girl 1: Let me scoop some of that up for later, imma add this to the beanbank.
Girl 2: Mmhmm, for sure.
Girl 2: Mmhmm, damn tight. That’s some might fine ass right there.
Girl 1: Let me scoop some of that up for later, imma add this to the beanbank.
Girl 2: Mmhmm, for sure.
Pseudolocalism
Person 1: Yo man, how’s the move to New York going for you though?
Person 2: Yo, that was ages ago, I'm at the bodega right now. I'm real New Yorker now bro.
Person 1: Sure, sure. That’s pseudolocalism bro.
Person 2: Yo, that was ages ago, I'm at the bodega right now. I'm real New Yorker now bro.
Person 1: Sure, sure. That’s pseudolocalism bro.
Pseudolocalism by Corbusier May 16, 2018
Jizz Master Jay
*One of your alternative genre tracks come on in the club*
Guy 1: 'This is my fucking jam!'
Guy 2: 'What even is this!?'
Guy 1: 'OMG jizz!'
Guy 2: 'Ok, Jizz Master Jay...'
Guy 1: 'This is my fucking jam!'
Guy 2: 'What even is this!?'
Guy 1: 'OMG jizz!'
Guy 2: 'Ok, Jizz Master Jay...'
Jizz Master Jay by Corbusier December 22, 2014
Dictionaried
When a word or phrase is coined and is consequently added to some form of dictionary for later use and reflection. Most notable website for this use is 'urban dictionary'.
*Group of friends talking some shit*
Friend 1: 'HAHAHA, yo man that is SO funny!'
Friend 2: 'Haha, yes, did you just come up with that?'
Friend 3: 'Yeah! just on the spot.'
Friend 1: 'You should put that on urban dictionary!'
Friend 3: 'I'll submit it now... Ahh man someone has already dictionaried it!'
Friend 1: 'HAHAHA, yo man that is SO funny!'
Friend 2: 'Haha, yes, did you just come up with that?'
Friend 3: 'Yeah! just on the spot.'
Friend 1: 'You should put that on urban dictionary!'
Friend 3: 'I'll submit it now... Ahh man someone has already dictionaried it!'
Dictionaried by Corbusier December 22, 2014