Stu's definitions

Peasant

Uncouth and generally shit-headed assholes from Northmoor.
They tend to be massively inbred.
All the citizens from Northmoor are thieving little shits, as the children start stealing things from a very early age. (e.g. 3 years old)

Stupid fucking Northmoor peasants.

by Stu December 2, 2004

minge

Female genitalia

Word of advice, in America your fanny is your arse....not your minge.

by stu February 20, 2004

face balls

A person (preferably a woman)who has the uncanny ability to swallow completely a man's penis until his balls rest on their (her) chin. Usually associated with a person with no gag reflex.

Ericka gobbled my whole cock, she ended up with face balls.

by Stu January 24, 2005

trip hard

Space cadet, mentally disconnected. Related to acid trip, hence "trip hard"

What a trip hard.

by Stu October 4, 2002

Zid

one who is in harmony with the tendecies of ziddy.

The zids drove across the lawn, fingers twisting, hazards blaring, and overflowing with tendency.

by stu April 4, 2004

prairie dogging

When something happens in the workplace and everybody's heads bob over their cubicles.

by Stu April 13, 2003

you are gay

Oh my god I can't believe you fell for that!

Definition: "You are gay" is a message that you write and hide. If discovered, the person who reads it next fails the test, and is branded GAY.

For example, if there is a notepad lying around, turn over one page, write YOU ARE GAY on the next page, turn back the front page, then wait. Once discovered, shout, "HA! YOU ARE GAY" at the person discovering.

WARNING. It is possible you may forget about it, and indeed fail the test yourself. If you do this, you are most definitely gay.

Stu: writes you are gay on notepad.
Malc: Turns the page on the notepad and discovers message.
Stu: "HA! YOU ARE GAY!
Everyone else in room: Haaaa aha ha ha haaaaa ha.

by stu April 5, 2005