75 definitions by Stu

Nuffin

Slang for the word "nothing".

George is NUFFIN!

<Stu> "How bigs your package George?"
<George> "I've got NUFFIN. I am NUFFIN. Me, NUFFIN, same same."

by Stu October 16, 2003

Dick Pie

The term used when someone of the male persuasion throws their freshly worn underwear right in another person's face.

After a long day of work, Mario came home and gave his wife a dick pie.

From the movie "Angus":
Troy Wenberg-"Now that's what I call getting a slice of the ol' dick pie"

by Stu March 14, 2004

db

dodgy butcher, domebody who takes it up the backside.

Do you take your meat up the back?

by Stu March 1, 2005

shithouse

A word used to describe something that is not good.

Fuck me, I lost my right testicle! That is shithouse.

by Stu December 5, 2002

Gauranga

Hari Krishna rock featuring repetitive chanting with killer solos. Can cause brainwashing after listening to one 43 minute track. You've heard of punk rock, this is monk rock.

Gauranga gauranga, gauranga HE-HE-HEY! Hari krishna hari hari krishna krishna HE-HE-HEY!

by Stu September 29, 2003

vault

Originally seen on the General Mayhem forums, Vault is the place where we keep the funny, aka, comedy gold, platinum and plutonium. only the finest metals of comedy are stored in the vault.

Vault this shit, its comedy gold!

by Stu September 27, 2004

cleg nuts

The leftover excrement that is found hanging on a persons anus hair.

Jills arse was dirty because she had alot of cleg nuts.

by Stu January 6, 2004