One who is composed of the fluids the penis secretes while acting like an utter idiot, therefore being referred to as a "retard." Widely and mainly used as an insult, this word can be endearing if used by the right person.

Example 1:

Sarah- "God damn it! My boyfriend juz broke up with me!"
Kate- "Fuck that jiztard! He didn't deserve you. You can do better than that."
Sarah- "Yeah, les' go to dah club and get hyphy up in dat bitch!"

Example 2:
Girl- "Baby, do you wana smash?"
Boy- "You know you don't have to ask you, jiztard."
Girl- "Mmmm, I love you."

jiztard by SarK8 August 14, 2009

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jizzkin

A napkin full of jizz

Daaaamn, there were jizzkins all over the place! In my pockets, under my bed, and even in my purse.

jizzkin by Lauren in the sky with diamonds July 6, 2008

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Jizknot

Dried Cum in hair causing a crunchy knot, usually found the next morning.

Oh fuck me Donna, I can't brush me hair I've got a massive jizknot where he squirted on the back of ma head last night !

Jizknot by Thenameismimi May 14, 2016

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