Jizzknob 

Penis

I caught him crankin his jizzknob

Jizzknob by brianandsarah April 7, 2009

Jizzknob 

Penis, Wang, Dingaling, Magic Stick, Meat Shank, Cock, Pecker, Dick, Dong, Wammer, The D, Mr. Kanish

Her vagina was hungry, so i fed her some Jizzknob.

Jizzknob by Brainsick June 19, 2017

holy jizzknockers 

Used to express surprise or fear; or any other extreme emotion.

Cretin 1: did you hear that 'The Big OC' ragged that ho so hard her ring split?

Cretin 2: Holy jizzknockers! He is one savage bastard!

holy jizzknockers by Bigbadsolutions December 26, 2020