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Just my mom, she's unique and her logic is super weird but you want to listen to it anyway just because it's so odd, she comes up with weird ways to make you feel better but it always ends up working, jioris's are wise and somtimes violent creatures with weird logic but you're cool if you have this name
Bob: what..what's that over there..
Gaylord: oh its just a wild jioris
Jioris by Panyo July 21, 2022
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A retarded ginger person
Hey look its that retarded ginger fuck jibrish!
Jibrish by Brockbama May 30, 2021
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Handsome/good-looking.
It is derived from Dutch.
Girl 1: Gosh, do you see that guy there?!
Girl 2: Wow! He is a real joris man he is!
joris by F. Baggins June 28, 2008
Dutch name, equivalent of the english name: 'George'.
"What are you doing tonight?", " Oh, Im going to Joris' and play Guitar Hero"
Joris by SolidS January 29, 2009
Dude with a big dong, hella chill, a real lad, has hella vibes, can chug a Liter beer easily
Damn Look at that dude chugging that Liter beer while giving off hella good vibes
He must be a Joris
Joris by NotASpamMail August 9, 2020

Jinrisha 

A very funny adorable girl. When some fire of passion takes over her she can do anything she puts her mind into. Loves music. Great at playing the guitar. Reliable best friend and you can never have a party without her. With one smile she can definitely make your day.
Guy1: Jeez, man why did you smile?
Guy2: Because I just saw Jinrisha
Jinrisha by glassesguy January 26, 2013

Dirty Joris

When you're fucking a guy and you're about to nut he shits on ur dick and after you pull out he begins suckin on ur dick to clean it up and after he's done you grab your skateboard and do a trick.
How did you get so good at skateboard tricks???
Oh, I was doing the dirty Joris with my dad last night.
Dirty Joris by Shensu October 13, 2021
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