An extension of the word "Jit," the "itoris" part comes from female reproductive organ the "clitoris." Many other extensions stem from "Jit," like "Jito" "Jitosaurus" and "Jitosaurus rex"
Just my mom, she's unique and her logic is super weird but you want to listen to it anyway just because it's so odd, she comes up with weird ways to make you feel better but it always ends up working, jioris's are wise and somtimes violent creatures with weird logic but you're cool if you have this name
Bob: what..what's that over there..
Gaylord: oh its just a wild jioris
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!