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Jimmyjack 

A baseball term for a long home run of more than 500 feet.
Lyle Obverbay hit a jimmyjack that went 560 feet to beat the Cubs
Jimmyjack by The Big Sexy July 6, 2004

jimmydick 

To preclude a person or organization from an opportunity (i.e. - an event, deal, or situation) with a negative context.

In other words, the first party screws the second party out of a particular opportunity.
Upon arriving late to a dinner event, when dinner has already taken place.: "Well, it looks like I got jimmydicked out of dinner."

In a business context: "Why is Steve jimmydicking us on this deal?"
jimmydick by FrankZappaSA September 2, 2011

jimmy jack

to waste a salesperson's time with no real intent of buying.
Alvin spent 2 hours looking at every Miata on the lot, but finally left empty-handed, which was no surprise to the armenian salesman, he knew when Alvin walked in that he was in for a jimmy jack.
jimmy jack by sandspit October 18, 2007

jimmyjanked 

chemically induced behavior, that typifies being drunk or under the influence of various chemicals, mostly alcohol
" I saw him at the bar last night. Man was he jimmyjanked."
jimmyjanked by millie March 30, 2004

3 run jimmy jack 

a phrase commonly used by LAA Angels' Broadcaster Victor Rojas, whenever a 3 run home run is hit by the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim.
At the end of the game, HOWIE KENDRICK HIT A 3 RUN JIMMY JACK for a game winner!

jimmywhacker 

People who randomly punch dudes in the dick and/or balls without warning in an non loving way
I accidentally tripped Mark and that fucking jimmywhacker kicked me in the nuts
jimmywhacker by ToolHandle November 10, 2020