jimmydick

To preclude a person or organization from an opportunity (i.e. - an event, deal, or situation) with a negative context.

In other words, the first party screws the second party out of a particular opportunity.

Upon arriving late to a dinner event, when dinner has already taken place.: "Well, it looks like I got jimmydicked out of dinner."

In a business context: "Why is Steve jimmydicking us on this deal?"

by FrankZappaSA September 2, 2011

Jimmyjack

A Baseball Term For A Three Run Homer

Frank Thomas just hit a Jimmyjack to give the Blue Jays a 3 to 1 lead over the Red Sox.

by J Manning October 17, 2007

jimmydizzler

something you cant think the name of, or used because you have a slight brain malfunction and cant think of the word that is needed.

could you pass me the jimmydizzler

by chocolate fire guard May 2, 2009

jimmyfuck

To aimlessly and mindlessly jiggle, cajole or slap a piece of equipment of which you have no understanding of in the hope that it miraculously 'heals' itself and becomes functional once more.

Bugger!! My laptop froze up!!

Here, lemme jimmyfuck with it.... There you go, good as new.

It's dead now....

It was working when I gave it back to you!

by UDM1234 October 25, 2011

Jimmyjack

A baseball term for a long home run of more than 500 feet.

Lyle Obverbay hit a jimmyjack that went 560 feet to beat the Cubs

by The Big Sexy July 6, 2004

jimmysack

simply put another word for a condom,

she made me put on a jimmysack

by oletil April 4, 2006

jimmywinkle

(v.) finagle, macgyver, fuck with. to work cleverly with semi-cohesive or non-cohesive objects to achieve a desired result. To put square pegs in round holes. Literally.

A: I don't understand how this goes together. The instructions seem like they're in Swedish.

B: It's Ikea furniture. You gotta jimmywinkle it to make sure it fits right.

by Joosh947 September 10, 2016