jimmydick 

To preclude a person or organization from an opportunity (i.e. - an event, deal, or situation) with a negative context.

In other words, the first party screws the second party out of a particular opportunity.

Upon arriving late to a dinner event, when dinner has already taken place.: "Well, it looks like I got jimmydicked out of dinner."

In a business context: "Why is Steve jimmydicking us on this deal?"

jimmydick by FrankZappaSA September 2, 2011

Jimmyjack 

A Baseball Term For A Three Run Homer

Frank Thomas just hit a Jimmyjack to give the Blue Jays a 3 to 1 lead over the Red Sox.

Jimmyjack by J Manning October 17, 2007

jimmydizzler 

something you cant think the name of, or used because you have a slight brain malfunction and cant think of the word that is needed.

could you pass me the jimmydizzler

jimmydizzler by chocolate fire guard May 2, 2009

jimmyfuck 

To aimlessly and mindlessly jiggle, cajole or slap a piece of equipment of which you have no understanding of in the hope that it miraculously 'heals' itself and becomes functional once more.

Bugger!! My laptop froze up!!

Here, lemme jimmyfuck with it.... There you go, good as new.

It's dead now....

It was working when I gave it back to you!

jimmyfuck by UDM1234 October 25, 2011

Jimmyjack 

A baseball term for a long home run of more than 500 feet.

Lyle Obverbay hit a jimmyjack that went 560 feet to beat the Cubs

Jimmyjack by The Big Sexy July 6, 2004

jimmysack 

simply put another word for a condom,

she made me put on a jimmysack

jimmysack by oletil April 4, 2006

jimmywinkle 

(v.) finagle, macgyver, fuck with. to work cleverly with semi-cohesive or non-cohesive objects to achieve a desired result. To put square pegs in round holes. Literally.

A: I don't understand how this goes together. The instructions seem like they're in Swedish.

B: It's Ikea furniture. You gotta jimmywinkle it to make sure it fits right.

jimmywinkle by Joosh947 September 10, 2016