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Jiminey Cricket 

The man who stops the world for you. The moon in the sky. The love of ones life. Someone you never stop thinking about. With gentle eyes, a radiant smile, and a kiss that makes your knees weak. A different type of brotha. With a mention of his name, you can't help but smile. Your sweetest friend.
I'm so happy to have Jiminey Cricket in my life. Jiminey Cricket is the sweetest man I know. I'd give my all just to have one day with Jiminey Cricket
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Jiminy Cricket 

A mixed drink consisting of lager beer, bourbon, lime juice, and sugar.
"Tim stayed on the wagon for a whole month this time, but he was lured back to drinking by the siren song of a Jiminy Cricket
Jiminy Cricket by Pernicious Lim October 1, 2018

jiminy cricket 

A way of swearing, without swearing. Instead of saying "Jesus Christ!" you say "Jiminy Cricket!" Both words have the same initials. Of course, Jiminy Cricket was the bug in the Disney Pinnochio movie.
Jiminy Cricket, I wasted my money on that Mel Gibson movie!
jiminy cricket by Croz March 4, 2005

jiminy cricket 

He's the cricket from Pinocchio, the one who advises him, Pinocchio's Conscience.
Someone's conscience.
Would you stop going allJiminy Cricketon me?
jiminy cricket by COB September 7, 2004

jiminy cricket 

An old term for not saying Jesus Christ, thus not using Christ's(God's) name in vain and not breaking one of the 10 Commandments or blaspheming. Usually used with emphasis.

Now people say: Jesus!, Jesus Christ!, geez!, or geez Louise! instead.

The term is older than the character from Disney films: a talking, singing, and fancy-looking cricket.
Jiminy cricket that marine just gave me a hot-foot!!...I'll kill him!!!

Did you see what that tornado did to that old barn--jiminy crickets!
jiminy cricket by thedzone October 3, 2009

jiminy cricket 

Said when you are surprised or confused, and a way to ask to stop for a minute
Hold on a Jiminy Cricket, what happened next?
jiminy cricket by dragonsprivateparts December 11, 2016

Jiminy Cricket 

Your best/most helpful friend. Generally they are quite cute
Person A: Hey, do you know Ronny?

Person B: Yeah, that guy is my Jiminy Cricket
Jiminy Cricket by durplepurple June 18, 2018
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