suckup

A complete ass-kissing brown-nose willing to do almost anything to benefit from his superior.
Those middle-management suckups are at it again trying to get my job by kissing the boss's ass!!!

She's such a suckup...her nose is brown!

She broke all the rules and didn't get in trouble from the boss--what a suckup!!

That suckup is such a teacher's pet doing extras for bonus points--oooooh i'm so impressed!
by thedzone September 24, 2009
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pangram

A proper sentence of minimal length using all the letters of the alphabet. A sentence with only 26 letters is a perfect pangram.
I finally thought of a cool pangram:

Ben, if I quit, my fuzzy ox Garth develops lockjaw!
by thedzone October 02, 2009
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Forget about it

New York term for:"No comment" or "I would rather not say".
Usually sounds like "Forgedaboudit" and spoken slightly loud to put an end to the subject.
Vinnie: So Guido, how much money did you make at the race track yesterday?
Guido: Forget about it!
by thedzone October 17, 2009
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Pull a boner

Old term for making a mistake.

Ususally phrased "pulled a boner".

Why the word bone or boner means mistake, I have no idea:

Perhaps from accidentally hitting your funny bone, acting like a bonehead; or a grave robber pulling out a bone instead of jewels from a grave...just guessing!

Nowadays if you tell someone you "pulled a boner" they might think you are gay if you are a man or horny if you are a woman!
They really pulled a boner when they hired that bozo to run the steam roller: he flattened a BMW!

I thought that black guy on the phone was white--pulled a boner on that one!

Don't pull a boner this time you dope!
by thedzone September 26, 2009
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thingamabobber

Older term used when you forget or don't know the name of something. Same as saying whatchamacallit.
Quick hand me that thingamabobber!
You mean the screwdriver?
Ya!

We used to have fun on that watchamacallit.
The roller coaster?
Ya!
by thedzone October 12, 2009
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French Tickler

Urban legend condom that supposedly had a feather at the head of it to tickle women during sex. I have never seen one of these nor has anyone that I know...have you????
wife: Hey don't forget the condoms...make sure to bring home a French Tickler!
husband: Ha ha ha!
by thedzone October 13, 2009
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Bozo no-no

A mistake or rule broken.

Made famous by Bozo the Clown.

Usually made by a child but sounds funny when you tell an adult they made one.

From an urban legend that is supposedly an episode of the old Bozo kids TV show when a cub scout was playing the spoons game:

Trying to hit one spoon and pop the other spoon lying on top of it into the empty glass for a prize (no one hardly ever won that game cuz it was so hard!). Well...the cub scout lost and said "GOD DAMN I MISSED!" Bozo then stated "That's a Bozo no-no!"...the cub scout stuck out his middle finger at Bozo and said "CRAM IT CLOWNY!!"

Everyone my age has heard of this but no one has ever seen it...thus an urban legend.
Johnny you are coloring outside the lines in your coloring book--thats a Bozo no-no!

Don't eat paste Harry thats a Bozo no-no!!

Didn't you know cussing in church is a Bozo no-no?!

Remember class: sticking your old chewing gum to the bottom of your desk or chair is a Bozo no-no!
by thedzone September 29, 2009
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