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Sonny Bono

Sonny Bono is a complete enigma:

A successful songwriter who didn't know anything about it.
A successful singer who couldn't sing.
A successful actor who couldn't act.
A successful politician who didn't know about politics.
Had good-looking wives and he was not.
Died from skiing cuz he wasn't a skier.
We liked him and we don't know why.
Sonny Bono was an icon of some type...
the 60s and 70s?... ya!
by thedzone September 27, 2009
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P.D.Q. Bach

Fictional wacky and zany composer made up by wacky and zany real composer genius Peter Schickele. He has made many albums that are funny parodies of classical music and music in general and has won many awards. P.D.Q. stands for pretty damn quick but only Schickele knows the truth. Peter can be found at the University of Southern North Dakota at Hoople.
Have you heard any P.D.Q. Bach?
Awesome comedy--totally cool!
by thedzone October 12, 2009
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number one asshole

Phrase to describe a super asshole. The biggest asshole ever. A complete jerk. Class clown. Often stated as a question.
Jr. High Woodshop Class

Me: ( Making faces at Martinez who just got in trouble. )
Mr. Criner to me: You trying to be number one asshole around here?!
by thedzone October 10, 2009
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yiper

Mean small dog that yipes all day long...all night long.

Little dogs you want to kill cuz they never shut up.

Yorkies, Pekinese, wiener-dogs poodles...etc.
I wish that yiper across the street would shut up: one of these days I'm gonna squash it like a pumpkin!
by thedzone October 9, 2009
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church lady

A totally uncool prude!

Made famous on SNL by Dana Carvey in old lady drag stating

"ISN'T THAT SPECIAL?!!!"
OMG you are acting like such a church lady!

Stop acting like a church lady...I'm gonna puke!!

OK church lady...PARDON ME!!!!!

Dude--you sound like such a a church lady!!!
by thedzone October 1, 2009
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jiminy cricket

An old term for not saying Jesus Christ, thus not using Christ's(God's) name in vain and not breaking one of the 10 Commandments or blaspheming. Usually used with emphasis.

Now people say: Jesus!, Jesus Christ!, geez!, or geez Louise! instead.

The term is older than the character from Disney films: a talking, singing, and fancy-looking cricket.
Jiminy cricket that marine just gave me a hot-foot!!...I'll kill him!!!

Did you see what that tornado did to that old barn--jiminy crickets!
by thedzone October 3, 2009
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white-ass honky

Dated American insult for Whites most often used by Blacks and sometimes Latinos. Heard often in the 1970s but no so much anymore.
In 7th grade wood shop class Vertiz called me a white-ass honky every day!
by thedzone October 3, 2009
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