thedzone's definitions

plumber cleavage

The visible butt crack that is often seen when fat plumbers and other workers for hire are in your house, and their pants fall down a few inches on their back side, because they are either working under your sink or in an unusual position or have too much weight on their tool belt.

My mom: (Pointing at the plumber's plumber cleavage.)
Me: Laughing on the inside: (he he he.)

by thedzone October 17, 2009

brazen wench

Term from Shakespearean days: Brazen meaning: snippy, saucy, bitchy, bold, conceited. Wench meaning: woman...usually young and of low class like a servant, bimbo, bar floozy, or whore. Technically means bitchy young woman but can be used for any woman. Term is often used as an insult.

Modern Times: Did you see her dance with your man...what a
brazen wench!
Days of Yore: Off with ye now ye brazen wench (slaps her ass) fetch me my pint of ale!!!

by thedzone October 21, 2009

Jack in the Box surprise

Back in the good old days, some Jack in the Box workers would throw in a free gift like a balloon after you ordered food. Later you could buy items of their now forgotten characters: Onion Ring Thing, Hambugermeister, Small Fry, Secret Sauce Agent and Jack.

Hey what's this in my bag?...a Jack in the Box surprise...cool!

by thedzone October 8, 2009

Vavoom

A totally cool little character from the old Felix the Cat cartoon on TV: He used his booming voice to blow holes through mountains.

Felix: Hey Vavoom this path stops here can you help?

Vavoom: Vavoooooooooom!!!!!!!!!!

Felix: Thanks Vavoom!

by thedzone October 7, 2009

Underground Railroad

Was neither underground nor a railroad. It was the different ways that Southern slaves escaped their masters by getting help from abolitionists to lead them to freedom in the North. Made famous by Harriet Tubman.

Toby: We gots ta gets free I her da massa's call!
Chicken George: Hopes we kan finds hep in da underground railroad!

by thedzone October 8, 2009

chicken liver

Old insult usually used by school kids. Another way to say the other person is afraid or unwanted.

Me: No I do not want to play Break-the-Bottle in the alley with you Chuy!

Chuy: Chicken liver!!!

by thedzone October 10, 2009

thing

An object, concept, title, name, or comic book hero. Many uses of, and for this word.

Object: What's that thing on Led Zeppelin's Presence album cover.
Concept: Did you come up with any thing at all?
Title: THE THING--coming to a theater near you!
Name: Ted Cassidy played Thing on the Addams Family.
Comic book hero: The Thing is here to save us from doom!!

Ever see that cheeseburger car the Volkswagen Thing?
Not in person thank God!

by thedzone October 11, 2009