thedzone's definitions

Jack in the Box surprise

Back in the good old days, some Jack in the Box workers would throw in a free gift like a balloon after you ordered food. Later you could buy items of their now forgotten characters: Onion Ring Thing, Hambugermeister, Small Fry, Secret Sauce Agent and Jack.

Hey what's this in my bag?...a Jack in the Box surprise...cool!

by thedzone October 8, 2009

plumber cleavage

The visible butt crack that is often seen when fat plumbers and other workers for hire are in your house, and their pants fall down a few inches on their back side, because they are either working under your sink or in an unusual position or have too much weight on their tool belt.

My mom: (Pointing at the plumber's plumber cleavage.)
Me: Laughing on the inside: (he he he.)

by thedzone October 17, 2009

brazen wench

Term from Shakespearean days: Brazen meaning: snippy, saucy, bitchy, bold, conceited. Wench meaning: woman...usually young and of low class like a servant, bimbo, bar floozy, or whore. Technically means bitchy young woman but can be used for any woman. Term is often used as an insult.

Modern Times: Did you see her dance with your man...what a
brazen wench!
Days of Yore: Off with ye now ye brazen wench (slaps her ass) fetch me my pint of ale!!!

by thedzone October 21, 2009

humpastillskin

Necrophiliac. Could also mean a dead lay.

A word that I just invented today.

That creepy undertaker is a humpastillskin.

My wife is boring in bed a real humpastillskin.

by thedzone October 8, 2009

breeding age

Crude term describing the age range that females are able to menstruate and make babies thus are considered attractive or available; also know as bleeding age...from about 13-50 years of age.

I been courting girls of breeding age cuz then they is legal.

Them old crows over yonder is past bleeding age...darn.

by thedzone October 4, 2009

jiminy cricket

An old term for not saying Jesus Christ, thus not using Christ's(God's) name in vain and not breaking one of the 10 Commandments or blaspheming. Usually used with emphasis.

Now people say: Jesus!, Jesus Christ!, geez!, or geez Louise! instead.

The term is older than the character from Disney films: a talking, singing, and fancy-looking cricket.

Jiminy cricket that marine just gave me a hot-foot!!...I'll kill him!!!

Did you see what that tornado did to that old barn--jiminy crickets!

by thedzone October 3, 2009

corporate greed

Wasteful spending and hoarding by selfish decision-makers in large businesses:

Huge salaries, golden handshakes, bad investments, long vacations, perks, tax evasion, and embezzling.

Due to corporate greed America is going to Hell in a handbasket!!!

by thedzone October 5, 2009