thedzone's definitions

Vavoom

A totally cool little character from the old Felix the Cat cartoon on TV: He used his booming voice to blow holes through mountains.

Felix: Hey Vavoom this path stops here can you help?

Vavoom: Vavoooooooooom!!!!!!!!!!

Felix: Thanks Vavoom!

by thedzone October 7, 2009

Underground Railroad

Was neither underground nor a railroad. It was the different ways that Southern slaves escaped their masters by getting help from abolitionists to lead them to freedom in the North. Made famous by Harriet Tubman.

Toby: We gots ta gets free I her da massa's call!
Chicken George: Hopes we kan finds hep in da underground railroad!

by thedzone October 8, 2009

Uncle Pervo

Fun term for a male who acts like a pervert but it can be used in jest. Probably because so many people have weird uncles.
Not quite as bad as calling someone a Chester the Molester.

codger, weirdo, Chester, perv.

Get away from that cute 13 year old girl you Uncle Pervo!

by thedzone October 1, 2009

French Tickler

Urban legend condom that supposedly had a feather at the head of it to tickle women during sex. I have never seen one of these nor has anyone that I know...have you????

wife: Hey don't forget the condoms...make sure to bring home a French Tickler!
husband: Ha ha ha!

by thedzone October 13, 2009

Wicked Lester

1. Early 1970s rock band that had various members including the original Kiss lineup: Gene Simmons, Paul Stanley, Ace Frehley and Peter Criss.

2. The nastiest shit or fart you have ever smelled in your life.

1. Did Wicked Lester ever make an album?

2. Who left the wicked lester in my toilet?...not cool!!!

by thedzone October 7, 2009

Montezuma's revenge

Diarrhea.

A gringo term for getting the runs from visiting Mexico
and being a dumb gringo and drinking the tap water, or eating spicy food...silly gringo...oops I'm a gringo.

Honey do we have any Pepto I just got Montezuma's revenge?

by thedzone October 4, 2009

prestidigitator

Magician, illusionist, trickster.
One with fast hands like a street magician.
Probably from the Italian presto(fast)
and Latin digitus (fingers).

David Blaine is one of the greatest prestidigitators of all time!!

Oooh i'm sooo impressed...you must be a prestidigitator!

That damn prestidigitator took me for three grand!!!

by thedzone October 5, 2009