thedzone's definitions

breeding age

Crude term describing the age range that females are able to menstruate and make babies thus are considered attractive or available; also know as bleeding age...from about 13-50 years of age.

I been courting girls of breeding age cuz then they is legal.

Them old crows over yonder is past bleeding age...darn.

by thedzone October 4, 2009

humpastillskin

Necrophiliac. Could also mean a dead lay.

A word that I just invented today.

That creepy undertaker is a humpastillskin.

My wife is boring in bed a real humpastillskin.

by thedzone October 8, 2009

brazen wench

Term from Shakespearean days: Brazen meaning: snippy, saucy, bitchy, bold, conceited. Wench meaning: woman...usually young and of low class like a servant, bimbo, bar floozy, or whore. Technically means bitchy young woman but can be used for any woman. Term is often used as an insult.

Modern Times: Did you see her dance with your man...what a
brazen wench!
Days of Yore: Off with ye now ye brazen wench (slaps her ass) fetch me my pint of ale!!!

by thedzone October 21, 2009

plumber cleavage

The visible butt crack that is often seen when fat plumbers and other workers for hire are in your house, and their pants fall down a few inches on their back side, because they are either working under your sink or in an unusual position or have too much weight on their tool belt.

My mom: (Pointing at the plumber's plumber cleavage.)
Me: Laughing on the inside: (he he he.)

by thedzone October 17, 2009

Jack in the Box surprise

Back in the good old days, some Jack in the Box workers would throw in a free gift like a balloon after you ordered food. Later you could buy items of their now forgotten characters: Onion Ring Thing, Hambugermeister, Small Fry, Secret Sauce Agent and Jack.

Hey what's this in my bag?...a Jack in the Box surprise...cool!

by thedzone October 8, 2009

Underground Railroad

Was neither underground nor a railroad. It was the different ways that Southern slaves escaped their masters by getting help from abolitionists to lead them to freedom in the North. Made famous by Harriet Tubman.

Toby: We gots ta gets free I her da massa's call!
Chicken George: Hopes we kan finds hep in da underground railroad!

by thedzone October 8, 2009

23 skidoo

To leave quickly:

I heard it came from the cops in the early 20th Century-probably the 1920s-chasing the hookers off of 23rd Street in New York City and not catching them, thus the hookers gave the cops the "23 skidoo."

Here comes the cops lets 23 skidoo!!!

That bitch gave me the 23 skidoo!!!!

We better 23 skidoo!

They gave me the ol' 23 skidoo!!

She tried to give me the ol' 23 skidoo but I caught her!

by thedzone September 23, 2009