thedzone's definitions

French Tickler

Urban legend condom that supposedly had a feather at the head of it to tickle women during sex. I have never seen one of these nor has anyone that I know...have you????

wife: Hey don't forget the condoms...make sure to bring home a French Tickler!
husband: Ha ha ha!

by thedzone October 13, 2009

Uncle Pervo

Fun term for a male who acts like a pervert but it can be used in jest. Probably because so many people have weird uncles.
Not quite as bad as calling someone a Chester the Molester.

codger, weirdo, Chester, perv.

Get away from that cute 13 year old girl you Uncle Pervo!

by thedzone October 1, 2009

P.D.Q. Bach

Fictional wacky and zany composer made up by wacky and zany real composer genius Peter Schickele. He has made many albums that are funny parodies of classical music and music in general and has won many awards. P.D.Q. stands for pretty damn quick but only Schickele knows the truth. Peter can be found at the University of Southern North Dakota at Hoople.

Have you heard any P.D.Q. Bach?
Awesome comedy--totally cool!

by thedzone October 12, 2009

number one asshole

Phrase to describe a super asshole. The biggest asshole ever. A complete jerk. Class clown. Often stated as a question.

Jr. High Woodshop Class

Me: ( Making faces at Martinez who just got in trouble. )
Mr. Criner to me: You trying to be number one asshole around here?!

by thedzone October 10, 2009

church lady

A totally uncool prude!

Made famous on SNL by Dana Carvey in old lady drag stating

"ISN'T THAT SPECIAL?!!!"

OMG you are acting like such a church lady!

Stop acting like a church lady...I'm gonna puke!!

OK church lady...PARDON ME!!!!!

Dude--you sound like such a a church lady!!!

by thedzone October 1, 2009

yiper

Mean small dog that yipes all day long...all night long.

Little dogs you want to kill cuz they never shut up.

Yorkies, Pekinese, wiener-dogs poodles...etc.

I wish that yiper across the street would shut up: one of these days I'm gonna squash it like a pumpkin!

by thedzone October 9, 2009

thing

An object, concept, title, name, or comic book hero. Many uses of, and for this word.

Object: What's that thing on Led Zeppelin's Presence album cover.
Concept: Did you come up with any thing at all?
Title: THE THING--coming to a theater near you!
Name: Ted Cassidy played Thing on the Addams Family.
Comic book hero: The Thing is here to save us from doom!!

Ever see that cheeseburger car the Volkswagen Thing?
Not in person thank God!

by thedzone October 11, 2009