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Jerry Garcia (1943-1995) was the lead guitarist for the San Francisco band the Grateful Dead. AKA "Captain Trips" and "The Fat Man".
Jerry rocked tonight! (Heard at many a great Grateful Dead concert over the years.)
by Croz September 13, 2004

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A way of swearing, without swearing. Instead of saying "Jesus Christ!" you say "Jiminy Cricket!" Both words have the same initials. Of course, Jiminy Cricket was the bug in the Disney Pinnochio movie.
Jiminy Cricket, I wasted my money on that Mel Gibson movie!
by Croz March 04, 2005

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Bothered, bent out of shape, upset, angry. Dates back to wringer clothes washers. Undoubtedly, getting one's tit caught in the wringer would have been quite upsetting.
Yes, dear, so I lost a hundred bucks playing poker. Don't get your tit in a wringer.
by Croz March 04, 2005

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Fred Flintstone's neighbor and best friend.
The cockney said, "Gee that Barney Rubble got into a barney rubble last night."
by croz March 07, 2005

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In a bad way, in a bad situation.
He got caught stealing from the office. He's really got his tit in a wringer.
by Croz March 05, 2005

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Having sex with a dead animal of the same sex as you.
Caught in the act of having anal sex with a dead male dog, Mr. H. was charged with the crime of homonecrobestiality.
by Croz March 05, 2005

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Mythical beast named after someone who sent an email to Strong Bad.
And the Trogdor smote the Kerrek, and all was laid to burnination.
by Croz March 20, 2003

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