Jillock

a foolish person, buffoon. A variant form of pillock, heard since the late 1970s. Variant of pillock

Don't sit there you jillock, the paint hasn't dried yet

by Jimfromtheplace June 16, 2010

Jollocks

A Victorian English word for 'fat person'.

"The person who ate all the donuts was that jollocks over there."

by theresnogoodnames June 11, 2019

Jimlock

In the increasingly popular fandom for BBC's Sherlock television series, Jimlock is the 'ship name' of the pairing of Sherlock Holmes and his nemesis James (Jim) Moriarty.

This pairing is particularly popular because of the rivalry between the two (in the fangirl mentality, apparently male rivalry=gay relationship), and because of the similar degrees of intelligence that the two men possess.

"Hey, you watch Sherlock? Epic! I totally ship Johnlock."
"No, that's old. Jimlock is where it's at, now."

by Lawliet Holmes September 19, 2012

jimmini jillickers

1 holy crap
2 holy shit
3 holy cow

"Jimmini jillickers Batman! What are we gonna do?!?!"

by Steve Saylor December 28, 2005

Jizlocks

Jizlocks are basically Dreadlocks that use Jiz as the prime binding agent.

Mary asked me if i could give her jizlocks.... we worked on them all night.

by Jon448 April 8, 2012

Jollocks

Also spelled "j0ll0ck5". From "leet speak", a typographical language originating from nerdy Asian kids with no testicular activity.

Definition: One with no testicles; a lack of nuttage.

"t3h j0ll0cks 15 teh bs37!!!"
(The JOLLOCKS is the best)

"You brother is teh j0ll0ck5, James."

by Ryan Dacey February 15, 2005

jillpockets

pockets made from spicy hot cheeto dust

Dude my jillpockets stained my money, and it smells funny

by Urkle February 10, 2007