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"The person who ate all the donuts was that jollocks over there."
Jollocks by theresnogoodnames June 11, 2019
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In the increasingly popular fandom for BBC's Sherlock television series, Jimlock is the 'ship name' of the pairing of Sherlock Holmes and his nemesis James (Jim) Moriarty.

This pairing is particularly popular because of the rivalry between the two (in the fangirl mentality, apparently male rivalry=gay relationship), and because of the similar degrees of intelligence that the two men possess.
"Hey, you watch Sherlock? Epic! I totally ship Johnlock."
"No, that's old. Jimlock is where it's at, now."
Jimlock by Lawliet Holmes September 19, 2012

jimmini jillickers 

1 holy crap
2 holy shit
3 holy cow
"Jimmini jillickers Batman! What are we gonna do?!?!"
jimmini jillickers by Steve Saylor December 28, 2005
Jizlocks are basically Dreadlocks that use Jiz as the prime binding agent.
Mary asked me if i could give her jizlocks.... we worked on them all night.
Jizlocks by Jon448 April 8, 2012
Also spelled "j0ll0ck5". From "leet speak", a typographical language originating from nerdy Asian kids with no testicular activity.

Definition: One with no testicles; a lack of nuttage.
"t3h j0ll0cks 15 teh bs37!!!"
(The JOLLOCKS is the best)

"You brother is teh j0ll0ck5, James."
Jollocks by Ryan Dacey February 15, 2005

jillpockets 

pockets made from spicy hot cheeto dust
Dude my jillpockets stained my money, and it smells funny
jillpockets by Urkle February 10, 2007
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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