Jollocks is a word that i created in ict about 3 months ago. it came about as i was randomly changing the B in bollocks to other letters. finally after trying jollocks i was satisfied and use it now as a replacement for bollocks. Also it is the name of the dark horse on google images. just put ,jolocks in to google.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'