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Also spelled "j0ll0ck5". From "leet speak", a typographical language originating from nerdy Asian kids with no testicular activity.

Definition: One with no testicles; a lack of nuttage.
"t3h j0ll0cks 15 teh bs37!!!"
(The JOLLOCKS is the best)

"You brother is teh j0ll0ck5, James."
Jollocks by Ryan Dacey February 15, 2005
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Jollocks is a word that i created in ict about 3 months ago. it came about as i was randomly changing the B in bollocks to other letters. finally after trying jollocks i was satisfied and use it now as a replacement for bollocks. Also it is the name of the dark horse on google images. just put ,jolocks in to google.
*typing this and makes a mistake* "OH JOLLOCKS"
jollocks by I AM NIELDO March 17, 2009
An alternative word for "crap", "balls" or "bollocks".
Can also be used as an insult to others.
"Jollocks" exclaimed Jess

As an insult:
"oh Hayz stop being such a jollocks narny" said Jess

Jollocks by Holy Moseph! March 26, 2009
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026