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Definition: One who is skilled in the art of fucking things up.
"Aaron is such a CHODE BOWLER for setting that fetus on fire"

"Eric really told that CHODE BOWLER to fork himself off good'un!"
by Ryan Dacey February 15, 2005

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One who gambles with the snatch.
"Don't hang out with her unless you are confident in your SNATCH GABMLER skills."

"Mark's mom is a SNATCH GAAMBLER. I saw her with my sister yesterday on the kitchen floor!"
by Ryan Dacey February 15, 2005

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Also spelled "j0ll0ck5". From "leet speak", a typographical language originating from nerdy Asian kids with no testicular activity.

Definition: One with no testicles; a lack of nuttage.
"t3h j0ll0cks 15 teh bs37!!!"
(The JOLLOCKS is the best)

"You brother is teh j0ll0ck5, James."
by Ryan Dacey February 15, 2005

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One who scrubs semen off of various objects, sometimes to conceal the act of having jerked off.
"Hey check out Eric! He's a CHUM SCRUBBER"

"You are the biggest CHUM SCRUBBER alive, Dan."
by Ryan Dacey February 15, 2005

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