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Jiggawhat 

A reaction of disbelief when somebody says something absurd or outrageous.
"His girlfriend was caught cheating on him."

"Jiggawhat!?!?!"
Jiggawhat by Lovbugg May 23, 2009
Words you can keep
A common 1980s-era mispronounciation of gigawatt, made infamous by Robert Zemeckis's "Back to the Future" trilogy.
"One point twenty one jiggawatts!"
jiggawatt by Ross M October 2, 2004

juggahater 

A juggahater is a productive, contributing member of society. They are recognized as disliking juggalos and juggalettes who are objectively acknowledged as members that inhabit the lowest echelons of the human feeding chain.

Unlike its antonyms, juggalo and juggalette, juggahaters can be potentially good-looking but may not necessarily be so.
Juggalo: "society is dark and fucked up. fuck the world."
Juggahater: "get a grip you whiny ass juggalo."
juggahater by axedisasta July 22, 2009

jigga what 

perplexed exclamation denoting confusion or suprise in reaction to another party's previous statement or action.
teacher: This paper should be 42 pages long.

student: jigga-WHAT?!
jigga what by pylocatabasis January 6, 2004

jigawatt 

Unit of power used by a Flux-capicitor.
"1.21 Jigawatts ! The only thing that can produce that kind of energy is.. A bolt of lightning."
jigawatt by Woody Two Guns December 31, 2007

needs more jiggawatts 

A phrase from the film Back to the Future. It was used in the movie by the Doc to voice concern that something needs to be more powerful.

Today, we use the same phrase to explain that things need to be more powerful or better.
Jon: Dude, my MP3 player can't hold anymore songs. It's only 256MB.

Mike: Needs more jiggawatts.

____

Sam: This computer is too slow.

Judy: Needs more jiggawatts.

____

Mary: I bought a used Geo Metro. Needs more jiggawatts.

Beth: Hells yea.

____

Sam: How do you like these wings? I made them extra spicy.

Tony: Needs more jiggawatts!

niggawhat 

The unit slave traders use to measure power.
It's gonna take 30 niggawhats to get that tractor moving.
niggawhat by redknob June 9, 2005
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