Jfkmn

Just fucking kill me now.

I have so many problems in my life jfkmn.

by Em Snow June 11, 2016

JFKM

Abbreviated form: Just Fucking Kill Me.

Ugh. I have to sit through another 4 hour math class. JFKM.

by llightning March 3, 2010

JFKML

John Fitzgerald Kennedy My Life, a play on FML, used in a situation where you just want to die/be killed.

my mom just walked in on me jerking off JFKML

so I forgot I had my webcam on and I decided to get changed, anyways he saw me naked JFKMY

I thought I sent him a DM, but I posted that picture of me topless right to twitter JFKMY

by TheOtherTravis June 30, 2010

JFKing

lying on a grassy knoll with your boyfriend or girlfriend, preferably while watching fireworks.

also, the term can be applied to semi-public makeout sessions while lying on said grassy knoll.

"Dude, we were JFKing it all night on the 4th."

by vegancitygirl August 27, 2010

JKMN

Just kill me now

JKMN I have swine flu. Just kill me now why don't you.

by whatwouldcharlottedo February 23, 2010

jfkma

Just fucking kiss me already

Man that’s so nice to know but like I wish my boyfriend would jfkma because it’s kind of boring.

by Adeadbatonthesideoftheroad September 20, 2022