Jfkmn 

Just fucking kill me now.

I have so many problems in my life jfkmn.

Jfkmn by Em Snow June 11, 2016

JFKM 

Abbreviated form: Just Fucking Kill Me.

Ugh. I have to sit through another 4 hour math class. JFKM.

JFKM by llightning March 3, 2010

JFKML

John Fitzgerald Kennedy My Life, a play on FML, used in a situation where you just want to die/be killed.

my mom just walked in on me jerking off JFKML

so I forgot I had my webcam on and I decided to get changed, anyways he saw me naked JFKMY

I thought I sent him a DM, but I posted that picture of me topless right to twitter JFKMY

JFKML by TheOtherTravis June 30, 2010

JFKing 

lying on a grassy knoll with your boyfriend or girlfriend, preferably while watching fireworks.

also, the term can be applied to semi-public makeout sessions while lying on said grassy knoll.

"Dude, we were JFKing it all night on the 4th."

JFKing by vegancitygirl August 27, 2010

JKMN 

Just kill me now

JKMN I have swine flu. Just kill me now why don't you.

JKMN by whatwouldcharlottedo February 23, 2010

jfkma 

Just fucking kiss me already

Man that’s so nice to know but like I wish my boyfriend would jfkma because it’s kind of boring.

jfkma by Adeadbatonthesideoftheroad September 20, 2022