JFKML

John Fitzgerald Kennedy My Life, a play on FML, used in a situation where you just want to die/be killed.

my mom just walked in on me jerking off JFKML

so I forgot I had my webcam on and I decided to get changed, anyways he saw me naked JFKMY

I thought I sent him a DM, but I posted that picture of me topless right to twitter JFKMY

by TheOtherTravis June 30, 2010

JFKM

Abbreviated form: Just Fucking Kill Me.

Ugh. I have to sit through another 4 hour math class. JFKM.

by llightning March 3, 2010

asdf jkla;sdf jkla;sdf jakl;d fdsfasfdsajksla; fjdkls;a fjdkl;a fjkld;sa jfkdl;a jfkdl;sa fjkl;a jklfd;as jkfdsl;a jfkl;sa fjkd;lsa

t h e p o w e r o f a t h o u s a n d asdf g o o g l e s e a r c h e s

This phrase is so powerful, that even Google crumbles under it's reign! When you search this word, you get less than 5 results! The definition of this phrase is as follows: "HELP ME I AM BoReD OUT OF MY MIND I nEeD MEDICAL HeLp"

Sidenote: If you delete the "asdf " at the beginning, the phrase loses most of it's power, and only means "im kinda bored lol".

Sources:

The documentary of communism ~ Netflix
My friend ~ My friend's mom

You: asdf jkla;sdf jkla;sdf jakl;d fdsfasfdsajksla; fjdkls;a fjdkl;a fjkld;sa jfkdl;a jfkdl;sa fjkl;a jklfd;as jkfdsl;a jfkl;sa fjkd;lsa
datboi567: omg ill come over asap
You: omg thank ya senpai

by ___giantpotato June 15, 2018

jfklsdjfa;fj

a random mix of letters; a good thing to type if you want to look like you're doing something when you're really not; something you typed because you were really bored

-"What are you typing?"

-"On, nothing, just a bunch of jfklsdjfa;fj."

by almostawesome October 12, 2011

jfkal

Why are you typing random letters in the urban dictionary get. A. Life.

Jfkal is what your brain is

by Hdkwoskxnxnakqodjdndhjrkelakxn December 29, 2021

jfkdlsa;

CONGRATS you not only can use a computer but you you are using it as a place to describe your boardem. If you type each key on each side of the keyboard like this you are probably board or you have nothing better to do. Instead of watching t.v. you are typing gibberish on the keyboard. YAY

when you are board you mostly type in the search engine jfkdlsa;

by look at a pic of a pug NOW May 26, 2021

Jfkmn

Just fucking kill me now.

I have so many problems in my life jfkmn.

by Em Snow June 11, 2016