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Abbreviated form: Just Fucking Kill Me.
Ugh. I have to sit through another 4 hour math class. JFKM.
JFKM by llightning March 3, 2010
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A notable leader of the Vietnam War roleplay group on Roblox. Often referred to as “JFK”, “John”, “Munchy”, “Habibi” or “Cocksucker”.

JFK was the first to pioneer new tactics to promote group expansion on the popular children’s video game platform, such as advertising sponsorships, investing, O10 gamepasses, scamming and being a piece of shit.

His personal identity remains a mystery given his own efforts to protect his private information, but it is publicly known that he is a devout Muslim who takes his faith very seriously as one should. JFK has made significant contributions to the Roblox community and other online platforms such as Discord, PayPal, Backpage and Onlyfans.
“Did you hear about the new base being released in January?”

“Nah dawg, that shit ain’t being released. JFKPart didn’t pay the devs again…”
JFKPart by O10 Gamepass December 20, 2021

jfmamjjasond 

The first letters of every month of the year, written by either a very bored person or as a potential mysterious dying message in a murder drama
oblivious assistant: "jfmamjjasond" with a circle on the second 'j'... this is probably just some child scribbles
mystery drama OP detective: It seems the killer is named June
jfmamjjasond by daphtya July 24, 2019
John Fitzgerald Kennedy My Life, a play on FML, used in a situation where you just want to die/be killed.
my mom just walked in on me jerking off JFKML

so I forgot I had my webcam on and I decided to get changed, anyways he saw me naked JFKMY

I thought I sent him a DM, but I posted that picture of me topless right to twitter JFKMY
JFKML by TheOtherTravis June 30, 2010

jfmamjjasond 

When ur bored in class and type in the first letter of each month
A synonym for year
A decade is 10 Jfmamjjasonds
jfmamjjasond by yeebo28 April 23, 2020