Jezzied

An adaptation if jizzed; When a guy named Jeremy cums on you and your chin.

He jezzied on me last night...

by Chinnifer July 9, 2018

juzzied

when you are relying on someone to do something for you and they act like they have no idea what you are talking about and give a dumb answer. Particular used when dealing with people who fix things, IT car repairers etc.

1. Q: "hey mate, my latptop isn't working can you tell me whats wrong?" A: "dude, seriously? your guess is as good as mine."

2. Guy#1 "so i rang the mechanic to see how the service on my car was going, he asked me if I had dropped it in and where is my car!"
Guy#2 " dude you have just been juzzied!"

by juzzified August 5, 2012

Jezzie

A uckers, named after Jezebel from the bible that was forbidden from entering heaven.

Becky is a jezzie mums.

by 4doorwhipnslide October 30, 2019

Jezzed

When you get something completely and terribly wrong.

You Jezzed the carpet just like you Jezzed the directions, Dad! He Jezzed it.

by Ricky Rape September 12, 2013

Jezzie

Someone that sucks bare dick, short for Jezebel in the Christian Bible.

That girl is a jezzie mums.

by 4doorwhipnslide October 30, 2019

Jezzie

Someone who is well known to have had sex with most people in their ends

JSav “you know that girl Hanna , she’s some jezzie”
J1 “Yh she just gave me and the mandem slops in the alley”

by 3Sj 🅾️ Way or no way December 5, 2020

Jezzed

When a person says that they will be there at a certain time or place, but ends up being hours late or not showing up at all.

In short; the worst time-keeper known to man kind itself.

You -"Oi lads, Jezz said he'd be here at 4....It's now 6 ?!?! The actual fuck."

Other friend- "Looks like we've been Jezzed once again...."

by Seal Scrotum August 2, 2016