The Numero uno. The only one. The
Queen of the jungle arcade! It's when a female is so fly, so cool, so utterly in sync with the universe she has to be a Jazzie. You can only
hope to get close to the amazingness that is her. And if you by chance are associated with a Jazzie, then you are truly one of this existence's lucky few
people that can say they know the most dangerously coolest person in history.
*Person 1 is chewing on a
chunk of asphalt*
Jazzie: Sup
homeslice?
*Person 1 sprouts wings, dons a
halo, and charges into a spontaneous occurring battle while playing saxophone*