Jewvie

To ask someone to the movies, show up with no money but pretend it was an accident, forcing them to pay for everything.

I'd love to see Spiderman with you, but you have money right? I'm sick of jewvies.

by iamghost August 29, 2013

Jevie

Jevie is one of the best ships alive. Johny is amazing caring and very handsome. Evie is a sweet midget who can be very annoying but loves Johny lots.

Jevie for life!!!

by The wonderful midget February 11, 2020

Jervie

A man named Jervie is caring, loving and supportive. Jervie is a tall man. He has many problems but he'll always stay positive. You can always share to him your problems he's open for everyone or to he's loved one's. You can lean on him when you're at your worst. He gets angry but he'll never show you he'll just go in the flow but he's hurting. And when he loves a girl he'll do he's best to be a wanted boyfriend, he's sweet, clingy but if he's in serious mode, he's totally serious. He wants their relationship for a long time. He's so boyfriend material can cook, can drive and can do many things.Jervie respects everyone,humble person, and he's so handsome. Jervie deserves to be loved.

is that Jervie? He's so handsome ><
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by qtdeokies^^ June 8, 2021

Jewvenile

■ adjective

for or relating to young jews, jewannabes,

■ noun a young Jewish person. ▶Law a Jew below the age at which ordinary criminal prosecution is possible (81 in most countries).

1. Dude, check those jewveniles preparing kosher meal.
2. Jewvenile justice is the area of criminal law applicable to rich jewish persons too old to be prosecuted.

by män-'täzh July 28, 2009

Jew-vie Theatres

The Jewish- populated movie theatres every Christmas.

Jake: Merry Christmas, Jeff

Jeff: I'm Jewish

Jake: Oh shit! What are you going to do today then?

Jeff: Going to the Jew-vie Theatres and eating Chinese food... duh

by JHHHHHHHHHHHHHler December 24, 2009

jewbie

someone who when they play a MMORPG game such as Runescape , puts their focus on making as much money as they can rather than gaining experience or levels through questing and grinding abilities

i watched this Jewbie pick up 10k fucking cowhides in Free to play

in the time he did that he could of made 10x that skilling

by BellasaurusTheJust May 4, 2019

jewvenile delinquent

A young Jew who neglects or violates the law.

Comes from the term "juvenile delinquent," which means any young person who neglects or violates the law, though religion is not specified.

"Barry Steinberg's habits of excessive drinking and vandalism make him a jewvenile delinquent."

by Matt Garz December 30, 2007