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Jewlie

n. The seventh month of the Gregorian calendar, specifically in the south.

Adj. Any time a lawyer, Human Resorces Director or media mogul opens their mouth.
What are you all doing for the 4th of Jewlie?

I was told my raise would be in my next pay. Boy, does that Jewlie
by BigNTasty January 8, 2005
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jewlie

how probably every jewish girl named julie elects to spell her own name.
jewlie ate a corndog.
by a wordsmith September 13, 2004
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desert jellies

According to Arin Hanson from Game Grumps: Desert Jellies are what the navy calls it when you jerk off in the shower, since you rarely get any alone time except for when you're in the shower. If you jerk it too much however, it will clog the drain, and your "desert jellies" will float back up to the surface.

This is from their BOTW playthrough btw.
"The shower drain got clogged again," Person #1 said.
"What? How?" Person #2 asked,
"Desert Jellies," Person #1 simply replied.
by potato goddess September 29, 2020
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great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies

The insult given to the gathered members of the London Assembly by London Mayor, Boris Johnson
B. Johnson: "Are you saying they're abdicating their duty to scrutinize me?"
"Are you saying that they haven't the guts to put the questions to me?"
"Great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies!"
by Striatedbrah August 16, 2013
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Jewlett

noun- referring to the mainly Jewish population of Hewlett /Woodmere. Home of frozen yogurt, bagels, and coffee.
John: "Do you want to go to Jewlett?"
Mindy: "Of course I want to hang out with my hebrew homies!"
John: "Maybe we should get some frozen yogurt while we are there."
Mindy: "Yum. Jewlett is sooo Jewish."
by ThreeCamelsInATinyCar January 29, 2012
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Jewlia

An amazing girl who is a wonderful kisser, and usually wants to travel the world. She is usually always cold, so be sure to warm her up if you're with her. She usually has beautiful curly hair and a smile that will give you butterflies. She has the most amazing body, so control yourself! Her personality looks just as good as she does, so make sure you know both of them! She will always love you no matter what you do and you better do the same to her, because if you lose her you'll never find anything better!
Awsome, great, loyal, amzing person. Has lots of passion there for knows how to treat people. They are romantic, and nice. They can be flirts, but not mean wrong they consume the people arA very intelligent, talented and artistic individual; also very caring and generous. She is easy to fall in love with, and difficult to fall out of love with. It is difficult to win her heart because she does not fall in love easily, but when she does, you will have her forever. She is confident in herself and her abilities. She may act apathetic, and even sometimes cruel, to avoid showing how she really feels. She shows what she wants you to see.
ound them with there bright energize and smile.
Guy: WOAH A JEWLIA
Girl: Whats so great about her?
Guy: EVERYTHING!
by that guy hat lovdef November 13, 2011
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Jewligan

Some say Kenny Hotz is a "Jewligan".
by dustinrobb November 6, 2012
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