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Jewtuition 

Your ability to tell if someone is a jew or not without the need of assistence.
How did you know that jay was a jew. Your jewtuition must be insane.
Jewtuition by BrenTheBarbarian December 11, 2023
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jewduction 

Buying an item then obtain a free good, then deducting the price of the original cost. -Jewduction
I bought a gram of blow from heather, for 40 bucks to my surprise she sucked me off, on the house. To my knowledge if my jewduction is correct. The cost of blow was only 15 dollars. Jewduction
jewduction by xSLEIGHRx February 28, 2013

Jewition 

The ability to identify someone as being Jewish. Similar to gaydar.

From Jew + intuition.
Working as a carpenter for the local synagogue, Henry swiftly developed an excellent Jewition.
Jewition by iyc81 September 29, 2006

Jewquation

The process by which a Jew evaluates whether a product or service is worth the price tag associated with it.
Stein: Should I go to Dunkin Donuts tonight or eat the Entenmann's I have at home?
Weiss: Brah, Dunkin Donuts should never factor into the jewquation. Get me a french crueller while you are there.
Jewquation by omgbots February 9, 2009

Jewdition 

The act of a Jewish person doing their form of math favoring their own personal financial gain
He did one for me two for him that’s jewdition (Jewish addition)
Jewdition by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) December 17, 2021
The act of quickly becoming extremely obsessed with the money, accumulation of wealth, or penny pinching. The person quickly evolves into an extreme miser that's filled with greed and is reluctant to dispense any amount of currency from their possession for any goods or services.
Hey brah. So we went out to eat last night at that new Mexican placed down the street and Brody didn't want to pay at the end of the meal. He said that his burrito was promised to him 3000 years ago. It's like he we went through jewlution or something.
jewlution by LongRangeSkeet January 15, 2026
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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