jewtuition

The ability to sense if someone is jewish before looking at their heritige or the early life section of wikipedia.

The celeberities features challenged his jewtuition before hedecided to resort to the wikipedia early life section

by BrenTheBarbarian November 29, 2023

Jewtuition

Your ability to tell if someone is a jew or not without the need of assistence.

How did you know that jay was a jew. Your jewtuition must be insane.

by BrenTheBarbarian December 11, 2023

jewduction

Buying an item then obtain a free good, then deducting the price of the original cost. -Jewduction

I bought a gram of blow from heather, for 40 bucks to my surprise she sucked me off, on the house. To my knowledge if my jewduction is correct. The cost of blow was only 15 dollars. Jewduction

by xSLEIGHRx February 28, 2013

Jewition

The ability to identify someone as being Jewish. Similar to gaydar.

From Jew + intuition.

Working as a carpenter for the local synagogue, Henry swiftly developed an excellent Jewition.

by iyc81 September 29, 2006

Jewquation

The process by which a Jew evaluates whether a product or service is worth the price tag associated with it.

Stein: Should I go to Dunkin Donuts tonight or eat the Entenmann's I have at home?
Weiss: Brah, Dunkin Donuts should never factor into the jewquation. Get me a french crueller while you are there.

by omgbots February 9, 2009

Jewdition

The act of a Jewish person doing their form of math favoring their own personal financial gain

He did one for me two for him that’s jewdition (Jewish addition)

by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) December 17, 2021

jewlution

The act of quickly becoming extremely obsessed with the money, accumulation of wealth, or penny pinching. The person quickly evolves into an extreme miser that's filled with greed and is reluctant to dispense any amount of currency from their possession for any goods or services.

Hey brah. So we went out to eat last night at that new Mexican placed down the street and Brody didn't want to pay at the end of the meal. He said that his burrito was promised to him 3000 years ago. It's like he we went through jewlution or something.

by LongRangeSkeet January 15, 2026