Jewquation

The process by which a Jew evaluates whether a product or service is worth the price tag associated with it.

Stein: Should I go to Dunkin Donuts tonight or eat the Entenmann's I have at home?
Weiss: Brah, Dunkin Donuts should never factor into the jewquation. Get me a french crueller while you are there.

by omgbots February 9, 2009

jewcation

A low budget vacation.

We couldn't afford a vacation to Las Vegas so we took a jewcation to Tijuana instead.

by canyousmellwhtthetrumpiscookin June 29, 2019

jewcation

A vacation - usually to Florida, typically taken by persons of Jewish descent.

Shuli just came back from his jewcation to Boca.

by R.H. Golem February 24, 2008

jewduction

Buying an item then obtain a free good, then deducting the price of the original cost. -Jewduction

I bought a gram of blow from heather, for 40 bucks to my surprise she sucked me off, on the house. To my knowledge if my jewduction is correct. The cost of blow was only 15 dollars. Jewduction

by xSLEIGHRx February 28, 2013

jequavion

The best dude you’ll ever meet. When you see him it will be like he’s the only one in the room. He’s somehow beautiful and fine all together and his personality is different then no other. The person you’ll even meet in your life they will only fill it with joy once they open up. :)

JANE: Hey you still talk to jequavion?
Y/N: Ofc I love jequavion so much!

by Autumn_mxrie November 3, 2020

Jewtuition

Your ability to tell if someone is a jew or not without the need of assistence.

How did you know that jay was a jew. Your jewtuition must be insane.

by BrenTheBarbarian December 11, 2023

jewtuition

The ability to sense if someone is jewish before looking at their heritige or the early life section of wikipedia.

The celeberities features challenged his jewtuition before hedecided to resort to the wikipedia early life section

by BrenTheBarbarian November 29, 2023