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Freakus jeepers 

Three creepy Thompsons toking on the Doobus and freaking their blonks in the name of Timothy Thompson the son of freakus jeepers
Freakus jeepers in a sentence

“Can I hit that darling freakus doo”
“Uahhhhhh”
“Timothy bacyuah shtoiky”
Freakus jeepers by Freakusofclomp January 12, 2022

jeepers creepers 

1) intj. An expression of extreme surprise. Derived from "Jesus Christ".

2) n. A weird-ass movie.
1) "Jeepers creepers! He just shot my brother! ...my idol..."

2) "Dude, I saw Jeepers Creepers last night. That is one fucked movie."
jeepers creepers by Fugerko.? December 23, 2003

Jeepers cats 

A word used out of frustration. Simular to someone saying;"jesus christ."

Commenly used in places like Pennsylvannia in the country
Mari: "Joanie get off the couch, your not sleeping there."

Joanie: "Yes I am, why can't I?"

Mari: "That is not where you are sleeping, you are sleeping in the other house."

Joanie: "I can sleep wherever I want."

Mari: "Jeepers cats Joanie, just get up."
Jeepers cats by NeoBerserker January 2, 2005
An expression of mild surprise or shock from '60s-'70s. Popularized by cartoon character Velma of the '70s children's show Scooby-Doo. Rarely used today, except in an ironic fashion. A very wholesome word.

"Jeepers! You sure surprised me!" Claire exclaimed, then laughed along with her friends at the silly anachronism.
jeepers by Estoy En Su Punta January 24, 2006

Jewper Mario 

Racist term used to describe a person who feels that it's necessary to grab as many, if not every, single coin in the stage.
Mario: Look at all of the coins! I'm going to spend minutes on end trying to jump high enough to get all of them!
Luigi: Stop being such a Jewper Mario!
Jewper Mario by SmashKai November 26, 2010

Jewperior 

A Jewish person of superior Jewish standing, in that particular Jewish Community.
You can't tell me what to do, I'm Jewperior, I have Jewperiority.

I'm Jewperior, so I will be lighting the sabbath candles.
Jewperior by The Jewperior August 23, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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