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Jingle Jangle Jewellery 

Testicular decorations
Hey Dave, do you want to see my Jingle Jangle Jewellery?
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Jewlle Jelle Jewgle jewdles Jewllyn Jellen jellex Jelley jewblet Jeweled

Bingley Jewellery

Shit jewellery made out of tin foil and pubic hair
Dave: Bobby, you lass is a right scruff. All she wears is that Bingley Jewellery
Bingley Jewellery by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

Jewllucinate 

When a person of Jewish decent makes an over the top exaggeration. This is typically done when he is wrong and backed into a corner during an argument usually regarding the economy, politics, or anything having to do with finance. Feel free to beat the Jew after the jewllucination is over. Often a swift kick to the shin is the best option.
David: The jew is trying to trick me with absurd comments about the banking crisis
Matt: Tell him to stop jewllucinating
The Jew: Guys trust me i know what I'm talking about, I've been studying Bank of Americas stock over the past 20 years
David: Your 18 years old that not possible
The Jew: Thats not what i meant, while looking at the stock drop over the recent years blah blah blah hebrew blah menorah blah
Matt: (swift kick to right shin)
The Jew: WHAT THE HELL
David: That shut his kosher mouth up
Matt: Try and pull that Jewllucinate crap again and see what happens
noun- referring to the mainly Jewish population of Hewlett /Woodmere. Home of frozen yogurt, bagels, and coffee.
John: "Do you want to go to Jewlett?"
Mindy: "Of course I want to hang out with my hebrew homies!"
John: "Maybe we should get some frozen yogurt while we are there."
Mindy: "Yum. Jewlett is sooo Jewish."
Jewlett by ThreeCamelsInATinyCar January 29, 2012
A sweet and loving girl who is pure awesome. She is more beautiful than any other girl and has the eyes, body, and smile to prove it. She'll most likely have the ass of a goddess too.

She will make you laugh when you're hurt, happy when you're sad, and always be there for you. And when she's not caring for you she's helping those around her and fixing the world.

She's that girl you want to be around because she's either the one or the one that got away.
Look at this lucky dude, he has a Jewelee.
jewelee by Twizzler307 October 23, 2013
Lime jello with pieces of celery in it. It's disgusting. My mom made it once.
Eew. Don't touch that. It's jellery.
jellery by FlickChick December 11, 2004