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jughandle 

The result when a person inserts their own penis into their own ass. So called because it looks like the handle on a jug.
He has a big pecker, and after coming home from the bar alone last night, he gave it to himself in the ass, creating a jughandle.
jughandle by PMax January 11, 2009

Jughandle 

A tern indigenous to New Jersey only; it is a type of U turn, but in the shape of a jughandle.
To get to Smith's Farm, take the North Avenue jughandle that is on Route 17. You will exit at Ton Road.
Jughandle by suz b. September 7, 2011

Jughandle 

An entrance ramp onto a road, mostly found in New Jersey. You turn right onto the ramp, which twists left, and comes back to the road, forming a T-intersection.
Driver from outside NJ: How do you use this Jughandle?

Driver from NJ: It's easy.
Jughandle by I_ June 9, 2007

Jamhandler 

A word used by idiotic wastes-of-life intended to mean 'a hard man', when in actuality to most people it would appear to be somebody who specialises in fondling fruit preserve.
Lewis Peake: yee dnt mess pal hahaha i no sum rite grippers ye wt u gna do???? haha i dnt mess about me lad ye uno it rite wt u gna do u scrawni lil tit

Me: What?

Lewis Peake: DNT MESS UNO ME LAD YEEE

Me: Sorry pal, I don't know who you are or what it is you think I have done.

Lewis Peake: it funny tht lad cos I NO SUM RITE JAMHANDLERS yee

Me: All I know is you're are a colossal dick head. Or don't you quite understand that? Would you like me to simplify?
In a short sentence: Go fuck yourself.

jug handle 

A fork in the road that bends in a loop or "P" shape, letting drivers make a left turn or a U-turn on a busy road without having to slow down in the left lane. Most commonly used in New Jersey.
"Then, you go through three sets of lights, and go through a jug handle..."
jug handle by Bill M. December 17, 2004

Junkhandler 

The airport screeners who frisk you for concealed items before or after walking through the scanners or metal detectors. Also known as friskarista.
That junkhandler took his sweet time checking my junk.
Junkhandler by gummer stumps November 25, 2010
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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