jughandle

a portion of the road that curves tightly to form a shape resembling the handle of a jug

Take the jughandle at the exit to reach the highway.

by The Return of Light Joker October 9, 2008

jughandle

The result when a person inserts their own penis into their own ass. So called because it looks like the handle on a jug.

He has a big pecker, and after coming home from the bar alone last night, he gave it to himself in the ass, creating a jughandle.

by PMax January 11, 2009

Jughandle

A tern indigenous to New Jersey only; it is a type of U turn, but in the shape of a jughandle.

To get to Smith's Farm, take the North Avenue jughandle that is on Route 17. You will exit at Ton Road.

by suz b. September 7, 2011

Jughandle

An entrance ramp onto a road, mostly found in New Jersey. You turn right onto the ramp, which twists left, and comes back to the road, forming a T-intersection.

Driver from outside NJ: How do you use this Jughandle?

Driver from NJ: It's easy.

by I_ June 9, 2007

Jamhandler

A word used by idiotic wastes-of-life intended to mean 'a hard man', when in actuality to most people it would appear to be somebody who specialises in fondling fruit preserve.

Lewis Peake: yee dnt mess pal hahaha i no sum rite grippers ye wt u gna do???? haha i dnt mess about me lad ye uno it rite wt u gna do u scrawni lil tit

Me: What?

Lewis Peake: DNT MESS UNO ME LAD YEEE

Me: Sorry pal, I don't know who you are or what it is you think I have done.

Lewis Peake: it funny tht lad cos I NO SUM RITE JAMHANDLERS yee

Me: All I know is you're are a colossal dick head. Or don't you quite understand that? Would you like me to simplify?
In a short sentence: Go fuck yourself.

by The Russian Roller July 20, 2010

jug handle

A fork in the road that bends in a loop or "P" shape, letting drivers make a left turn or a U-turn on a busy road without having to slow down in the left lane. Most commonly used in New Jersey.

"Then, you go through three sets of lights, and go through a jug handle..."

by Bill M. December 17, 2004

Junkhandler

The airport screeners who frisk you for concealed items before or after walking through the scanners or metal detectors. Also known as friskarista.

That junkhandler took his sweet time checking my junk.

by gummer stumps November 25, 2010