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jughandle 

a portion of the road that curves tightly to form a shape resembling the handle of a jug
Take the jughandle at the exit to reach the highway.
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jughandle 

The result when a person inserts their own penis into their own ass. So called because it looks like the handle on a jug.
He has a big pecker, and after coming home from the bar alone last night, he gave it to himself in the ass, creating a jughandle.
jughandle by PMax January 11, 2009

Jughandle 

A tern indigenous to New Jersey only; it is a type of U turn, but in the shape of a jughandle.
To get to Smith's Farm, take the North Avenue jughandle that is on Route 17. You will exit at Ton Road.
Jughandle by suz b. September 7, 2011

Jughandle 

An entrance ramp onto a road, mostly found in New Jersey. You turn right onto the ramp, which twists left, and comes back to the road, forming a T-intersection.
Driver from outside NJ: How do you use this Jughandle?

Driver from NJ: It's easy.
Jughandle by I_ June 9, 2007

Jamhandler 

A word used by idiotic wastes-of-life intended to mean 'a hard man', when in actuality to most people it would appear to be somebody who specialises in fondling fruit preserve.
Lewis Peake: yee dnt mess pal hahaha i no sum rite grippers ye wt u gna do???? haha i dnt mess about me lad ye uno it rite wt u gna do u scrawni lil tit

Me: What?

Lewis Peake: DNT MESS UNO ME LAD YEEE

Me: Sorry pal, I don't know who you are or what it is you think I have done.

Lewis Peake: it funny tht lad cos I NO SUM RITE JAMHANDLERS yee

Me: All I know is you're are a colossal dick head. Or don't you quite understand that? Would you like me to simplify?
In a short sentence: Go fuck yourself.

jug handle 

A fork in the road that bends in a loop or "P" shape, letting drivers make a left turn or a U-turn on a busy road without having to slow down in the left lane. Most commonly used in New Jersey.
"Then, you go through three sets of lights, and go through a jug handle..."
jug handle by Bill M. December 17, 2004

Junkhandler 

The airport screeners who frisk you for concealed items before or after walking through the scanners or metal detectors. Also known as friskarista.
That junkhandler took his sweet time checking my junk.
Junkhandler by gummer stumps November 25, 2010
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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