Jamhandler
A word used by idiotic wastes-of-life intended to mean 'a hard man', when in actuality to most people it would appear to be somebody who specialises in fondling fruit preserve.
Lewis Peake: yee dnt mess pal hahaha i no sum rite grippers ye wt u gna do???? haha i dnt mess about me lad ye uno it rite wt u gna do u scrawni lil tit
Me: What?
Lewis Peake: DNT MESS UNO ME LAD YEEE
Me: Sorry pal, I don't know who you are or what it is you think I have done.
Lewis Peake: it funny tht lad cos I NO SUM RITE JAMHANDLERS yee
Me: All I know is you're are a colossal dick head. Or don't you quite understand that? Would you like me to simplify?
In a short sentence: Go fuck yourself.
Me: What?
Lewis Peake: DNT MESS UNO ME LAD YEEE
Me: Sorry pal, I don't know who you are or what it is you think I have done.
Lewis Peake: it funny tht lad cos I NO SUM RITE JAMHANDLERS yee
Me: All I know is you're are a colossal dick head. Or don't you quite understand that? Would you like me to simplify?
In a short sentence: Go fuck yourself.
Jamhandler by The Russian Roller July 20, 2010
