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A once in a lifetime type of {love/hate} relationship. Never a dull moment.
I'm tired of being lonely. I'm looking for that JewelOtis in my life.
JewelOtis by Princess Jewels May 6, 2019
Words you can keep

Jewelissa 

A person who you can put all your trust into and that can be a little mean a time's but you love uncontrollable.
Hey Jewelissa how are you
Jewelissa by Whattodonofreetime December 29, 2017

Jewelitis 

When one can't type or spell in a group chat
JewelitisDamn I just got Jewelitis
Jewelitis by Wow foreal jewels January 30, 2017

jewellissa 

One who loves to give encouragement to others and is usually confident in themselves they’re the best good friend u could ever have
I have a Jewellissa as my friend I’m so glad
jewellissa by Jewellissa November 6, 2017

jewelisa 

Usually a short girl around 5’3-5’4 really
Mean at times and sorta annoying but super caring when it comes to her family and friends. However, she won’t care how close you are to her, if you hurt one of her cousins, she will roast the hell out of you so watch out.
Look at Jewelisa with her cousin.
jewelisa by Uh ohhhh specific October 19, 2020

Jewologist 

A Jewologist is also known as "Pro Stooge". Must have studied at the Jewological Society of Stooges (JSS) and attained status as a Jew before further education in "The art of being a stooge".
Ben is a Jewologist

Ben is Grand Master Stooge.
Jewologist by Pro Stooge October 4, 2006

Jewelrista

A designer, promoter, or follower of the latest jewelry.
She just can't wait for the new earrings collection. She is such a true jewelrista.
Jewelrista by Jewelrista June 12, 2011
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Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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