Jewelitis 

When one can't type or spell in a group chat

JewelitisDamn I just got Jewelitis

Jewelitis by Wow foreal jewels January 30, 2017

JewelOtis

A once in a lifetime type of {love/hate} relationship. Never a dull moment.

I'm tired of being lonely. I'm looking for that JewelOtis in my life.

JewelOtis by Princess Jewels May 6, 2019

Jejemitis 

noun. A infectious disease caused by the jejevirus. The disease is contagious. People with low IQ's and have poor skills in spelling are the most susceptible group. This disease is already endemic in some social networks such as friendster. The disease currently spreading to other social networks such as Facebook. Unless stopped, this disease will attain the status of Social Network Pandemic. People with the disease are called jejemons.

Symptoms include:

1.) Excessive use of Sticky Caps
2.) Replacement of H by J to denote laughter such as jeje and jaja
3.) Spelling which is hard to comprehend

WARNING: When the disease is already at later stages, victims tend to become posers.

Cure: Dictionary

Always remember: Prevention is always better than cure. Stay away from jejemons to avoid acquiring of disease.

hoLY shIt p0wh. mEron na AQnG jEJemItis. jeje

Jejemitis by jejebuster April 19, 2010

Jewelissa 

A person who you can put all your trust into and that can be a little mean a time's but you love uncontrollable.

Hey Jewelissa how are you

Jewelissa by Whattodonofreetime December 29, 2017

jewellissa 

One who loves to give encouragement to others and is usually confident in themselves they’re the best good friend u could ever have

I have a Jewellissa as my friend I’m so glad

jewellissa by Jewellissa November 6, 2017

Jewelrista

A designer, promoter, or follower of the latest jewelry.

She just can't wait for the new earrings collection. She is such a true jewelrista.

Jewelrista by Jewelrista June 12, 2011

jelitists

a person, or group who considers themselves better at worshiping Jesus than everybody else.

EX 1. "That Brotherhood of Christians is full of a bunch of jelitists who think they worship better than everybody"
EX 2. "What do you call Jesus elites?" "I don't know, what?" "Jelitists"

jelitists by lay worshiper April 18, 2008