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Jewelitis

When one can't type or spell in a group chat
JewelitisDamn I just got Jewelitis
by Wow foreal jewels January 30, 2017
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JewelOtis

I'm tired of being lonely. I'm looking for that JewelOtis in my life.
by Princess Jewels May 6, 2019
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Jejemitis

noun. A infectious disease caused by the jejevirus. The disease is contagious. People with low IQ's and have poor skills in spelling are the most susceptible group. This disease is already endemic in some social networks such as friendster. The disease currently spreading to other social networks such as Facebook. Unless stopped, this disease will attain the status of Social Network Pandemic. People with the disease are called jejemons.

Symptoms include:

1.) Excessive use of Sticky Caps
2.) Replacement of H by J to denote laughter such as jeje and jaja
3.) Spelling which is hard to comprehend

WARNING: When the disease is already at later stages, victims tend to become posers.

Cure: Dictionary

Always remember: Prevention is always better than cure. Stay away from jejemons to avoid acquiring of disease.
hoLY shIt p0wh. mEron na AQnG jEJemItis. jeje
by jejebuster April 19, 2010
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Jewelissa

A person who you can put all your trust into and that can be a little mean a time's but you love uncontrollable.
Hey Jewelissa how are you
by Whattodonofreetime December 29, 2017
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jewellissa

One who loves to give encouragement to others and is usually confident in themselves they’re the best good friend u could ever have
I have a Jewellissa as my friend I’m so glad
by Jewellissa November 6, 2017
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Jewelrista

A designer, promoter, or follower of the latest jewelry.
She just can't wait for the new earrings collection. She is such a true jewelrista.
by Jewelrista June 12, 2011
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jelitists

a person, or group who considers themselves better at worshiping Jesus than everybody else.
EX 1. "That Brotherhood of Christians is full of a bunch of jelitists who think they worship better than everybody"
EX 2. "What do you call Jesus elites?" "I don't know, what?" "Jelitists"
by lay worshiper April 18, 2008
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