Jewelliana is not who you would expect her to be at first glance. She's funny, and a little bit of a normie but that's okay. She always has the most interesting things to say, whether its about kinks, or her cats, or both. She's incredibly genuine and well-spoken (between all the puns). Her taste in video games is a little iffy, with some highlights. Though, she's never heard of Portal so what the fuck? Her mental health is dependent on whether or not her bed is made. She loves coffee, music, The Office, and staying up super duper late. Overall, she's one of the nicest people you could ever meet. Even if she's a bit annoying, don't lose this one.
Hey did you hear about Jewelliana?
Yeah isn't that the weirdo who doesn't likecheese on their pizza?
Usually a short girl around 5’3-5’4 really
Mean at times and sorta annoying but super caring when it comes to her family and friends. However, she won’t care how close you are to her, if you hurt one of her cousins, she will roast the hell out of you so watch out.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.