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Jew brew 

Manischevitz wine, a Kosher wine commonly sold in most grocery and liquor stores. This wine is cheap and very sweet and is also commonly used as communion wine in many churches.
Do you want me to bring some Jew brew over for Seder?
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A beer for jews designed by the finest german engineers.

Ingrediants: Pig's feet, "other parts" of pig, a bunch of different hard liquors from all over Europe, a dash of milk, and tears of jews.
"Yo David, are you sure this Jewbrew is kosher? I mean, we aren't even supposed to eat pig, let alone pig AND milk together."

"Jamaul, Ish em toooo dwunk toooo cshharee" (translation: Jamaul, I am too drunk to care"

jewbrewski

A Jewish person who is about to get owned.
While playing a first person video game..."here you go jewbrewski," is most commonly used before obliterating your Jewish opponent.
jewbrewski by Namenclature November 6, 2010
A jewish man or woman that is an alcoholic.
Man, Mrs. Broflovski is having another beer, she's such a jewbrew.
jewbrew by Geordy January 13, 2009

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026