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Broflovski 

When you pee on your wife during sex an one of your children, lets say... a kid named Ike sees it.
Weeeehhhh!!! Kyle mom pulled a Broflovski
Broflovski by duck_human November 3, 2020

sheila broflovski 

She's a big, fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
Wow this sub is such a Sheila Broflovski

Ike Broflovski 

The younger brother of South Park character Kyle Broflovski and admires him very much. He is adopted from Canada with birth name Peter Gintz. Thus, he gets a flappy head and the upper half flies when he talks, just like other Canadians.
He is very clever and be the youngest person in South Park to have sex, with a teacher who he fell in love with.
S1:

Kyle Broflovski: 'Kick the baby!'
Ike Broflovski: 'Don't kick the god-damn baby!!'
Kyle Broflovski: 'Kick the baby.'

S17:
Ike Broflovski: 'You just love pushing me around! Is that what you wanna do, Kyle?! Kick the baby?! Well alrighty bro! Come on, Kyle! Kick the baby!'
'Come on bro! Kick the fuckin' baby! Let's see you try it, wuss!'
Ike Broflovski by wankair February 25, 2021

Kyle Broflovski 

Kyle Broflovski is a main character in the animated TV series South park. He is known for being the only Jew in town and his politically active parents. He is often ripped on for being Jewish, Ginger, and his mom being from jersey: mostly by Eric Cartman.

Kyles best friends are Stan Marsh and Kenny McCormick, and his only love interests up to date have been Bebe Stevens and Robecca Coltswad.

Though his family is Jewish and Kyle says he is to, there have been many instances of Kyle losing his faith, so many believe him to actually be Theist Agnostic.
Cartman: Aye kahl! Jews can't play basketball so just give up already!!

Kyle Broflovski: Shut up fatass! I can do whatever I want!

Cartman: Aye! I'm not fat you stupid Jew!

kyle broflovski 

Kyle Broflovski is the Jewish kid from South Park. He is Stan's best friend, somewhat Kenny's friend, and he always gets made fun of by Cartman because he is Jewish. He has a mom, a dad, and a younger half-brother that is Canadian. His teacher was Mr. Garrison, then Mrs. Chokesondick, now it is Ms. Garrison, Mr. Garrison with a sex change. Kyle also has a bag of "Jew Gold" hanging around his neck.
Cartman: Fuck you Kyle Broflovski, you're just a fucking Jew.
kyle broflovski by Awahl March 2, 2006

Kyle Broflovski 

*Pronoun* Kyle Broflovski, (Surname also spelled Brovlofski, Brovlovski, Broflovski, Brosloski, Broslofski, Broslovski, or by Eric Cartman, Kahl) is one of 4 main characters on the TV show South Park. Kyle is voiced by and based on co-creator Matt Stone. Kyle has a best friend named Stan. He is the oldest of two children in the only Jewish family in the town. Kyle has a younger brother named Ike, who was adopted from Canada. He is mostly famous for saying “You bastards!” when Kenny dies. Kyle wears a green ushanka, (the same kind of hat that many Soviets wore, however the ear flaps are not turned up) an orange jacket, dark green pants, and bright green mittens.
Stan Marsh: Oh my God, they killed Kenny!
Kyle Broflovski: You bastards!
Kyle Broflovski by anonymous August 24, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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